“Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
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“Don’t let idiots ruin your day. Ruin it yourself”
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
“Don’t let nobody who ain’t been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces”
"Don't let nobody who ain't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your laces" (or "Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes, tell you how to tie your…
“Don’t let others ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself”
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down” (Illegitimi non carborundum)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Illegitimi non carborundum Illegitimi non carborundum is a mock-Latin aphorism jokingly taken to mean "don't let the bastards grind you down".…
“Don’t let the government take away your favorite side dish. They’re trying to disenfrenchfries you”
"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
“Don’t let the same snake bite you twice”
"Don't/Never let the same snake bite you twice" is a proverbial saying that has been printed on many images. It's similar to the saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool…
“Don’t let the tax tail wag the investment dog” (Wall Street adage)
"Don't let the tax tail wag the investment dog" (sometimes given as simply "dog" or "profit dog" or "savings dog"or "economic dog") means that…
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today”
"Don't/Never let yesterday take/use up too much of today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today" was included…
“Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass”
"Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass" is a popular Texas colloquial phrase. “Don't let your alligator mouth overload your mosquito asshole, hoss"…
“Don’t let your fear decide your future”
"Don't/Never let your fear(s) decide your future" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dont let your fear decide your future“ was posted on Twitter by…
“Don’t let your fears decide your future”
"Don't/Never let your fear(s) decide your future" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dont let your fear decide your future“ was posted on Twitter by…
“Don’t let your meat loaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
“Don’t let your meatloaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
“Don’t let your mouth write checks your body can’t cash”
"Don't let your mouth write a check (or "checks") your body (or "ass") can't cash" has been used in black English since at least the 1960s. Comedian Flip…
“Don’t let your printer know you’re in a hurry. They smell fear”
"Don't let your printer know you're in a hurry. They smell fear" (or "Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear") is a jocular…
“Don’t limit your challenges. Challenge your limits”
"Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used in classified advertisements since at…
“Don’t look for crumbs when there’s a cake right in front of you”
The "Dear Abby" syndicated newspaper advice column by Abigail Van Buren (the pen name, written by Pauline Phillips and her daughter Jeanine Phillips) in February 1991 answered a letter…
“Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase”
"Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Don’t make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates”
"Don't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't like folk making jokes about fat…