“Croutons are just stale garlic bread”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "Croutons=stale garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by 𝕋𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕒 on June 18, 2012. "Croutons are just stale garlic bread…
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“Croutons are the Lucky Charms marshmallows of salad”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Croutons imply the existence of croutoffs”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Croutons in salad are the adult version of marshmallows in Lucky Charms”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A dangling modifier version is: "Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks…
“Crunchy peanut butter is just peanut butter with pulp”
Chunky peanut butter and crunchy peanut butter have been compared to orange juice with pulp. Both peanuts butters contain some coarsely-ground peanut fragments. "I don't get chunky…
“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“Crusher to rusher to usher” (hockey adage)
"Crusher to rusher to usher" is a hockey adage of uncertain authorship. When a crusher (a goon or fighter) becomes a rusher (finesse player), he soon becomes an usher (out of professional…
“Crust is bread armor”
Crust is on the outside of bread, like armor. "If I were bread crust I wouldn't want to be called bread crust I would want to be called bread armor or bread guardian or something"…
“Cry calf rope” (or “Holler calf rope” or “Yell calf rope”)
"Cry calf rope" (or "holler calf rope" or "yell calf rope") means the same as "cry uncle" -- an admission of defeat. It comes from the phrase that if you…
“Cry me a river. Build a bridge. Get over it”
"Cry (me) a river. Build a bridge. Get over it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Cry Me a River" -- to shed a lot of tears --is the title of a…
“Crying all the way to the bank” (“Laughing all the way to the bank”)
"Crying all the way to the bank" (or "laughing all the way to the bank") means that, regardless of the situtation, that person has made money to take to the bank. A critic once…
“CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity”
"CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself. Alter your thinking. Delete negativity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Control-Alt-Delete" (or "Ctrl+Alt+Del")…
“Ctrl + Alt + Delete my belly fat”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“Cubicle sweet cubicle”
"Cubicle sweet cubicle" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for the…
“Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world”
A watermelon is a fruit. A cucumber is botanically also a fruit, but is often considered to be a vegetable. "#stuffdansays Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world" was posted on…
“Cucumbers are just baby watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just crunchy water”
Are cucumbers mostly water? "@lisam75 are you serious? i love cucumber! what's not to like, sure they're just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on August 8, 2009. "A…
“Cucumbers are just diet watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savory watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…