The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused panic buying of toilet paper. Many people were puzzled by this. "Toilet paper hoarding explained...some people will be eating their own cooking for…
"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tolerance will…
Entry in progress -- B.P.Don Meredith (1938-2010) Wikipedia: Tom LandryThomas Wade "Tom" Landry (September 11, 1924 – February 12, 2000) was an American football player and coach. He is…
Suzanne Vega included the song "Tom's Diner" in her 1987 album Solitude Standing. However, the a cappella folk song has been performed by Vega in public at least since 1984. The…
There are tomatoes, but no tomafingers. "Toes" and "fingers" -- get the joke? "tomatoes are descended from the now extinct tomafingers" was posted on X/Twitter by tom…
"Tomorrow (noun)-- A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored" is a popular saying on many posters. The saying appears to have been coined…
"Tomorrow doesn't care what today's food tasted like" is a saying of unknown origin that has been cited in print since at least 2008. For example, to a person working out in the…
"Tomorrow Happens Here" has been the non-trademarked slogan of Austin's SXSW (South by Southwest) festival since 2009. SXSW contains a music festival, a film festival and interactive…
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
"Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell someone you love them today..tomorrow is not…
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
"Tomorrow isn’t promised, block them (her/him) today" is a jocular social media saying that has been used since 2019. "tomorrow isn’t promised. block that nigga today" was…
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…
Not everyone likes tonic water. "Tonic water tastes like if 7up had depression" was posted on Twitter by 🐒 callum 🐒 on November 15, 2018. Wikipedia: Tonic water Tonic water (or…
"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called 'a lot'" (or "Tonight, I'll be having my favorite drink. It's called a lot") is a…
"I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called 'a lot'" (or "Tonight, I'll be having my favorite drink. It's called a lot") is a…