“Some people like to be wined and dined. We like to be beered and cheered”
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
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“Some people like to relax with a glass of wine… And others prefer a bottle”
"Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others prefer a bottle" (or "Some people like to relax with a glass of wine... And others with a bottle") is a wine saying…
“Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary”
"Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people forget that Facebook is not private.…
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt”
"Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt" is a popular joke about etiquette. "When you pay a compliment, always take a receipt" was cited in Punch's…
“Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream”
"Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream" is an old joke. "Manure on strawberries" refers to fertilizing strawberry plants; "whipped…
“Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say screw them!”
"Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck/screw them!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People say I have a bad attitude... I say F*CK…
“Some people say I’m addicted to somersaults, but that’s just how I roll”
"Some people say I'm addicted to somersaults, but that's just how I roll" is a jocular one-line saying, The saying was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2015. "Doing a few…
“Some people say I’m crazy because I talk to my food. My sauces tell me otherwise”
"Sources" can sound like "sauces." "RT @sickijokes: Some people say I'm crazy because I talk to my food....... My sauces tell me otherwise" was posted on Twitter…
“Some people want to check government spending and some people want to spend government checks”
"Some people want to check government spending and some people want to spend government checks" was a favorite line of Ronald Reagan (1911-2004). According to Reagan, the Republicans want…
“Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons. I won’t try religion for bacon reasons”
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. “@CheThinks: Some people…
“Some people wouldn’t know tyranny if it covered their faces, locked them in their homes…”
"Some people wouldn't know tyranny if it covered their faces, locked them in their homes, enacted the biggest wealth transfer in history, censored them, made them show papers and force…
“Some people write ‘lockdown’ because they can’t spell Kwarinteen”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. "Some people write lockdown because they can't spell kwarinteen" was posted on Facebook by Äł Bina on April…
“Some personal and exciting news to announce: I’ve had enough”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“Some pumpkins” (something of importance)
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
“Some punkins” (something of importance)
"Some pumpkins" or "some punkins" means something impressive or something of importance. The term became popular in 1840s in the United States. "The people of Western…
“Some things are better left unsaid, but I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyway”
"Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyway" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Some things are better left…
“Some things in life are okay to be left unfinished. Wine is not one of them”
"Some things in life are okay to be left unfinished. Wine is not one of them" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "there are some things in…
“Some Village in Texas Is Missing Its Idiot”
"Somewhere in Texas a Village Is Missing Its Idiot" appeared on T-shirts and bumper stickers in 2000, as George W. Bush ran for president. The term "village idiot" has been in…
“Some Winter Olympics events start off OK, but then they go downhill fast”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d”
"Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Some women want to be wined and dined.…