“You stay safe. I’ll stay free”
"You stay safe. I'll stay free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You stay compliant. I'll stay defiant" is often the second message. The expression…
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“You talk shit about cops now, but just wait until a guy breaks into your house…”
A satirical comment about the usefulness (or rather the uselessness) of police was posted on Twitter by "the hype" on May 31, 2020, and received over 33,000 likes: "You talk shit…
“You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy beast you! We have been looking for you since Monday!”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“You think 2020 was bad? Just wait until it turns 21 and starts drinking”
The year 2020 had the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, elections, riots and other events. The year was a disaster for many people. "Just imagine.... 2020 turns 21 next year; it's going…
“You think you are not educated enough to teach your own children, so…”
Many parents don't homeschool their kids because the parents don't think they're smart enough to do that. "You think you are Not Educated Enough To Teach Your Own…
“You think you have self-control until they bring the chips and salsa”
Mexican restaurants serve complimentary chips and salsa before the meal, and many people can't stop eating them. "You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa…
“You thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to stay at home, like their pets. "People say dogs can be hard to train, well look at all the humans now who cant 'sit' &…
“You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“You throw away the outside and keep the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“You told me the tacos were Keto.”/“I said these are taquitos.”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. A popular meme shows one saying, "You told me the tacos were Keto," with the reply, "I said these are…
“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol”
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science" is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. The line was…
“You turn 25 and you start experimenting with different settings on your washing machine and it’s really exciting”
Are you an adult when you start to explore different settings on household appliances? This joke was poste on X/Twitter by harky on October 4, 2025, and it received over 14,000 likes: "You…
“You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Kevin, will begin his journey…”
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
“You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Pepe, will begin his journey…”
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
“You usually don’t know how poorly you swept until you start mopping”
People sweep the floor, then mop -- and find that they didn't sweep well enough. "Just when you think you've swept up all the dog hair, then you start to mop..." was posted on…
“You wanna pizza me?”
"You wanna pizza me?" (a pizza version of "Do you want a piece of me?" -- that is, the start of an argument or a fight) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You wanna travel but order chicken tenders everywhere you go”
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
“You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You want me to go to a meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…