“Believe in yourself, even when no one else does.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
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“Believe in yourself, even when no one else will.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“Believe in yourself! If cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything”
"If cauliflower can somehow become pizza...then you, my friend, can do anything" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "If cauliflower can be pizza, we, my…
“Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you’re an idiot”
"Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you're an idiot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational Monday 2-15February 15th,…
“Believing in yourself is the first secret to success”
"Believing in yourself is the first secret to success" is a one-line motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American essayist Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), lecturing…
“Believing the medical industry desires a healthy population…”
"Believing that the medical industry desires a healthy population is just as stupid as believing the military industry desires peace" was posted on Facebook by Wake up channel on April…
“Belt and suspenders” (conservative approach)
People often wear either a belt or suspenders to hold up their pants, but not a belt and suspenders. Wearing both a belt and suspenders is to have duplication or redundancy. "The greatest…
“Ben and Jerry’s ice cream is less used as dessert than it is as an anti-depressant”
Ben & Jerry's ice cream -- a very richly flavored, premium ice cream -- is often said to be an anti-depressant, and this has some chemical basis. Ghrelin, called the "hunger…
“Benches for the wenches” (weightlifting saying)
"Benches for the wenches" is a weightlifting saying meaning that women (wenches) will love a man's body after some bench presses. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying…
“Benefits of serving green tea to guests: 1. You look rich 2. You save on milk 3. They won’t ask for more 4. They won’t come again”
A popular green tea joke went viral in 2018 and 2019. "3 Benefits Of Serving #GreenTea To Guests : 1 - It'll Prove You're Modern , 2 , Saving The Money Of Milk , 3 , No Need To Give…
“Berries white, a poisonous sight” (poison ivy adage)
Poison ivy has white berries in the fall, but the harmless Virginia creeper has red berries. The rhyme "Berries white, poisonous sight! Berries red, have no dread!" has been cited in…
“Best Fortune cookie ever: ‘Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application’”
A fortune cookie joke was posted on Facebook by Deidrè de Saldanha (and many others) on June 19, 2012: "Best Fortune cookie ever: 'Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie…
“Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in margaritas”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with” is a popular saying. "Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol" and "Best friends are basically therapists…
“Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in wine. Or tequila”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with” is a popular saying. "Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol" and "Best friends are basically therapists…
“Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in wine”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with” is a popular saying. "Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol" and "Best friends are basically therapists…
“Best friends are just personal therapists that get paid in alcohol”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with” is a popular saying. "Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol" and "Best friends are basically therapists…
“Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with” is a popular saying. "Best friends are just personal therapists who get paid in alcohol" and "Best friends are basically therapists…
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine”
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 4,…
“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine”
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 4,…
“Best friends forever, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…