“Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus”
In the Jules Verne science fiction adventure novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas (1872 in English), Captain Nemo is the designer and captain of Nautilus. The name “Nautilus” shoiuldn’t be confused with Santa’s “naughty list,” but there are jokes.
“Why didn’t Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents? Because he was on the Nautilus…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 6, 2017. “Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus” was posted on Facebook by Home Groan Puns - Greg Thoms on December 25, 2023.
Wikipedia: Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas (French: Vingt Mille Lieues sous les mers) is a science fiction adventure novel by the French writer Jules Verne. It is considered a classic within its genres and world literature.
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Principal characters
. Captain Nemo, the designer and captain of Nautilus.
Reddit—Jokes
JuiceZA—May 6, 2017
Why didn’t Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
Because he was on the Nautilus…
Facebook
Matthew Passenger
May 31, 2017 at 3:58 AM ·
Why does Captain Nemo never get Christmas presents?
Because he’s on the Nautilus.
Reddit—Jokes
[deleted]—June 19, 2018
Why didn’t Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents?
Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.
Facebook
Funny Science Fiction ·
Eric Mananghaya ·
September 10, 2020 at 1:33 PM ·
Q: Who will never get a present from Santa Claus?
A: Captain Nemo,
because he is always on the Nautilus. 😁
X/Twitter
CJ Douglass knows that Elon Musk sucks
@eroticCJ
Parody account
What happens to Captain Nemo when he misbehaves?
He gets put on Santa’s Nautilus.
9:07 PM · Feb 4, 2021
X/Twitter
hmv East Kilbride
@hmvEastKilbride
Why doesn’t Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo?
Because he’s on the Nautilus
4:47 AM · Dec 11, 2021
X/Twitter
PiRoyot
@RoyotPi
Why doesn’t Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo?
Because he’s on the Nautilus
#DadJoke #Joke
7:01 PM · Aug 24, 2022
Facebook
James Lamb
December 26, 2022 at 6:14 PM ·
Why didn’t Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
Because he was on the Nautilus…(naughtylist)
X/Twitter
Paul Stevenson ❤️👻💙
@hauntedmagazine
Why doesn’t Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo?
Because he’s on the Nautilus
10:00 AM · Dec 1, 2023
Facebook
Home Groan Puns
Greg Thoms ·
December 25, 2023 at 12:13 PM ·
Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus.
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus.
1:58 AM · Jan 2, 2024
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus.
7:47 AM · Jan 1, 2026