“Are you ready to rock…paper, scissors?”

Rock music has nothing to do with the game of “rock-paper-scissors,” but there are jokes. “Are You Ready To Rock…Paper, Scissors?” was posted on the blog sink or schwim. on May 27, 2008.
   
A joke was posted on Twitter by flappy 🐥 on July 6, 2019:
   
“Are you ready to rock?”
Scissors: no
   
   
Wikipedia: Rock—papper—scissors
Rock–paper–scissors (also known as scissors–rock–paper or other variants) is a hand game usually played between two people, in which each player simultaneously forms one of three shapes with an outstretched hand. These shapes are “rock” (a closed fist), “paper” (a flat hand), and “scissors” (a fist with the index finger and middle finger extended, forming a V). “Scissors” is identical to the two-fingered V sign (also indicating “victory” or “peace”) except that it is pointed horizontally instead of being held upright in the air. A simultaneous, zero-sum game, it has only two possible outcomes: a draw, or a win for one player and a loss for the other.
     
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Are You Ready To Rock…Paper, Scissors?
Posted on May 27, 2008
Rock. Paper. Scissors. On the outside, they are three seemingly unconnected words, but to my 1st grade students they might as well translate into, “Best. Game. EVAR!”
 
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HobokenCityGuide
@HCityGuide
Are you ready to rock…paper, scissors? Black Bear Hoboken: Thirsty Thursdays http://bit.ly/d48TG via
@addthis
11:37 AM · Jun 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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Dangerous Delicious
@turbotronicus
“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!”
—say this to retards before every game of rock, paper, scissors. They’ll throw rock 100% of the time!
12:32 PM · Aug 19, 2010·Cloudhopper
   
Twitter
GJG
@OfficialGonzi
When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like “You ready to Rock?!” or “Rock, paper, scissors?!”
1:05 PM · May 6, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Spruce Barnes
@SpruceBarnes1
adolftherednosereindeer: you may be ready to rock, but are you ready to paper or scissors? (link: http://tmblr.co/ZAUmwuZ95aqs) tmblr.co/ZAUmwuZ95aqs
3:56 PM · Dec 11, 2012·Tumblr
 
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Lucy
@asking_lucy
You may be ready to rock but are you ready to paper or scissors?
1:56 PM · Feb 26, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
[crying in spanish]
@SortaBad
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK
“yeeaah!”
WELL ARE YOU READY TO PAPER
“ye- wait what?”
GET. READY. TO. SCISSORS.
“seriously wtf?” *crowd goes nuts*
1:24 AM · Jun 6, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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Eddie Bowley
@Eddache_
I’m terrible at rock-paper-scissors because I always yell “LET’S GET READY TO ROCK!” beforehand
1:01 PM · Jun 21, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
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Jacob Popcak
@NotaCakePop
Ready to rock (paper scissors)
#sting #petergabriel #inconcert #rockpaperscissorstour… (link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BG76LZZpaZd/) instagram.com/p/BG76LZZpaZd/
8:08 PM · Jun 21, 2016·Instagram
 
Twitter
⚡
@ThePsychArtist
Lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Me: Well, actually I’m ready to scissors :/
6:35 AM · Oct 15, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Filipe Dimas
@FilipeDimas
ME: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
STADIUM: YEAH!!!
ME: ARE YOU READY TO PAPER!?
STADIUM: YEAH!!!
ME: ARE YOU READY TO SCISSORS!?
STADIUM: YEAH!!!
ME: OKAAAAYYYY SHOOT!
...
ME: ok looks like a tie, let’s try again. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
3:31 PM · Jul 5, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
jazlynnicolette
@jazlynnicolette
you may be ready to rock, but are you ready to paper or scissors?
8:54 PM · Apr 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
flappy 🐥
@funflaps
“Are you ready to rock?”
Scissors: no
6:53 PM · Jul 6, 2019·Twitter for Android