“A crow walks into a bar, and he says ‘ouch’. It was a crow bar” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several crow versions, some involving a "crowbar" and others involving…
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“A crow walks into a bar. It becomes a crowbar” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several crow versions, some involving a "crowbar" and others involving…
“True fact: Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home”
A jocular definition of "crowbar" is: Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place where crows got to get a drink. Forms of the joke/pun/riddle have been cited in print since at least 1890. "True…
“Two crows walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several crow versions, some involving a "crowbar" and others involving…
“A crow walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several crow versions, some involving a "crowbar" and others involving…
“I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work”
"I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work" is a jokes that has been printed on several iamges. "I know a lot of jokes about retired people. But none of them…
“Why can’t you tell a good joke about retired people?”/“Because none of them work!”
"I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work" is a jokes that has been printed on several iamges. "I know a lot of jokes about retired people. But none of them…
Federal Bureau of Intimidation (Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI nickname)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) was founded in 1908 and conducts federal criminal and intelligence investigations. Many people have questioned the FBI's methods and tactics and have…
“Government is organized crime”
"Government is organized crime" is a popular anti-government saying. "Taxation is theft" is a frequent associated saying. "The government is organized crime" (said by…
“You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit”
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. CrossFit is a branded fitness regimen; the speaker's drinking will put…
“Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir” (drought joke)
During a drought, reservoirs dry up. People often discover things in the reservoir that had previously been hidden under the water. A joke was posted on Twitter by Legs on August 14, 2021, and…
“Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn’t buy it”
"Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn't buy it" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nobody can drink beer faster than a mother fucker who…
“I came here to drink and fuck…and I’m about done drinking”
"I came here to drink and fuck and I'm about/almost/also done drinking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "just released 'I came here to drink and fuck and…
“I came here to drink and fuck and I’m also done drinking”
"I came here to drink and fuck and I'm about/almost/also done drinking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "just released 'I came here to drink and fuck and…
“I came here to drink and fuck and I’m almost done drinking”
"I came here to drink and fuck and I'm about/almost/also done drinking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "just released 'I came here to drink and fuck and…
“Dietary Fact: If you drink a gallon of water daily, you won’t have time to be in anyone’s business”
"Nutrition Fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends" is a…
“What does a politician do after he dies?”/“He lies still.”
Lawyers have a reputation for stretching the truth (lying). An old joke has it that when a lawyer goes to bed, he lies on his right side and then he lies on his left side, and when he dies he lies…
“Nutrition Fact: If you drink a gallon of water a day, you won’t have time for other people’s drama”
"Nutrition Fact: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends" is a…
Sudden Invented Syndrome Syndrome (SISS)
"Sudden Invented Death Syndrome” (SIDS, the same acronym as Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) is when an adult dies suddenly and unexpectedly. This term is usually used to hint at the probable…
“Don’t ask why I need an AR-15. Ask why an IRS agent needs one”
“Why does anyone need an AR-15 rifle?” is a popular meme. It's sometimes explained that "need" doesn't have to be known because of the Second Amendment in the Bill of Rights…