“I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff”
"I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw some brill tshirts 'I've got the patience of a saint.…
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Covidification
The procedures taken during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic have been called "Covidification." "Appreciate the covidification* *clarification" was posted on Twitter by…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty can’t buy you anything”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but neither does poverty”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can’t buy anything”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Why was the doorway so embarrassed?”/“It saw the weather stripping.”
"Weatherstripping" shouldn't be confused with "weather stripping," but there are jokes. "Why did the window pane blush?............... Because it saw the Weather…
“My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me”
"My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me" is a jocular saying that has been pritned on several images. The joke is that an inappropriate message is…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty will buy you nothing”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty can buy you misery”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Be a yogacorn, not a twatopotamus”
"Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should be a "unicorn" (someone unique and interesting) and not a…
“My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding…” (Scrabble joke)
A Scrabble joke has become a dadjoke classic. Authorship is uncertain. "My wife found the letters I had been hiding & realized I'd been cheating. She swears she'll never play…
“Broccoli implies the existence of sisccoli”
"Broccoli" leads some people to think there should be a singular "broccolus." Also, if there's "bro" in "broccoli," why isn't there…
“Potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, yams…. I’ll never forget my roots”
"Never forget your roots" usually means not to forget one's upbringing and ancestral roots, but a joke applies the saying to root vegetables. This was posted on Reddit -- Cleanjokes…
“Broccoli implies the existence of a single broccolus”
"Broccoli" leads some people to think there should be a singular "broccolus." Also, if there's "bro" in "broccoli," why isn't there…
“All bananas are strippers”
"Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world" is a popular saying. Bananas peel, and strippers peel clothing. "bananas are strippers undercover" was posted on Twitter by Gary…
“Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world”
"Bananas are the strippers of the fruit world" is a popular saying. Bananas peel, and strippers peel clothing. "bananas are strippers undercover" was posted on Twitter by Gary…
“Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus”
"Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should be a "unicorn" (someone unique and interesting) and not a…
“Wrapping presents is the folding laundry of Christmas”
"Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people hate wrapping presents, just as they hate folding laundry.…
Aimez-vous Glamis (name used to avoid the “Macbeth” curse)
William Shakespeare's play Macbeth includes witches, and theater tradition has it that the play is cursed. Saying the play's name or its lines (outside of an actual performance) is said…