“The Jägermeister stag is my spirit animal”
Jägermeister is a German digestif. The Jägermeister label on bottles shows a glowing Christian cross seen between the antlers of a stag. "My spirit animal is the stag. I call him…
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“Hey vegans, my food poops on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“Hey vegetarians, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“Grey Goose is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Wild Turkey is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Hey vegans, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
Mustard Pizza (mustard on pizza)
Schuster's Tomato Pies on Whittaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey, had a banner, "The Home of the Mustard Pie." Supposedly, in the late 1970s or early 1980s, a drunk customer came in…
“My spirit animal is either Grey Goose or Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My spirit animal is Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Stay strapped or get clapped” (pro-gun adage)
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…
“Stay strapped or get clapped—Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’”
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…
“At first, I couldn’t believe that vodka is made from fucking potatoes…”
Many people are surprised that some vodka is made from potatoes. A curse word is often used, causing confusion and humor. "wait wait vodka is made from fucking potatoes? #mindfucked" was…
Mustard Pie (mustard on pizza)
Schuster's Tomato Pies on Whittaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey, had a banner, "The Home of the Mustard Pie." Supposedly, in the late 1970s or early 1980s, a drunk customer came in…
“Celebrate Presidents’ Day by making a promise you have no intentions of keeping!”
A joke about Presidents' Day is a reminder that presidents make campaign promises that they seldom keep. "Happy Presidents Day... Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no…
“I’m celebrating President’s Day by making a bunch of promises I have no plan on keeping”
A joke about Presidents' Day is a reminder that presidents make campaign promises that they seldom keep. "Happy Presidents Day... Celebrate Presidents Day by making a promise you have no…
“A hypocrite is someone who’s not themselves on Sunday”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“The only reason I’m up this early on a Sunday is the coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“A hypocrite is a fellow who is not himself on Sundays”
"A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Sunday is traditionally the day when Christians go to church, and a hypocrite…
“Sometimes I wanna quit social media but then it would be a better place without me so I stay”
"Sometimes I wanna quit social media but then it would be a better place without me so I stay" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "Sometimes I just wanna…