“Today I’m having a vision problem. I can’t see myself doing anything at all”
"I'm having a vision problem today. I can't see myself doing much" and "Today I'm having a vision problem. I can't see myself doing anything at all" are…
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“What are those things you blow to make a wish?”/“Sugar daddies.”
"My friend: 'What do you call those things you blow and make a wish?' Me: 'Breathalyzer?'" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A birthday cake has candles,…
“I’m not voting. I don’t negotiate with terrorists”
"I'm not voting Democrat or Republican. I do not negotiate with terrorists" (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Facebook by People's Uprising on October 14, 2012.…
“If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you”
"If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have a baseball bat in their…
“I’m not voting Democrat or Republican. I do not negotiate with terrorists”
"I'm not voting Democrat or Republican. I do not negotiate with terrorists" (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Facebook by People's Uprising on October 14, 2012.…
“I enjoy long romantic walks in Costco”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: CostcoCostco Wholesale Corporation (doing business as Costco Wholesale and also known simply as Costco) is an American multinational corporation which operates a…
“I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterYakubu dauda@lakefancyzkI like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target. – Unknown11:44 AM · Apr 24, 2023
“You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Kevin, will begin his journey…”
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
“You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them”
"You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An image with this saying was posted on…
“MILF Man I Love Fried rice”
"MILF Man I Love Fried rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The "rice"…
“MILF Man I Love Food”
"MILF Man I Love Food" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." "Just ate at Uncle…
“The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore”
"The best friendships are the ones that you met at a job that neither of you work at anymore" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“MILF Man I Love Fried chicken”
"MILF Man I Love Fried chicken" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MILF" usually stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck." The…
“Not having sex after getting drunk is a waste of alcohol, honestly”
"Not having sex after getting drunk is (just) a waste of alcohol, honestly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of…
“I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“Not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of alcohol, honestly”
"Not having sex after getting drunk is (just) a waste of alcohol, honestly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "not having sex after getting drunk is just a waste of…
“I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat”
"I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My wife will often say: I wish I was as thin as I was when…
“Have you tried the new ‘stop eating crap all the time’ diet?”
"Have you tried the new 'stop eating crap all the time' diet?" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on an image by Lulora.com in January…
“If you want to know how well the medical industry understands health, look at the food they serve”
"If you want to know how well the medical industry understands health, just look at the food they serve in hospitals" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Hospital food is…