"I'm going to the gym now. I'm not bragging, I just want you to know where to send the ambulance" is a jocular saying that has been pinted on many images. "@Professor_Ryan:…
"Men go fishing for two reasons -- either they have no wife to go home to, or they do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MEN GO FISHING FOR TWO REASONS --…
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to ... or they do" was…
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
"If kinetic energy is converted to thermal energy upon impact, how hard do you need to slap a chicken to cook it?" was asked on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on October 15, 2018. "If…
Billionaires such as Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson all created companies to explore space. "the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just…
Noddy Holder, the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the English rock band Slade, performed the song "Merry Xmas Everybody" (1973). A young Noddy Holder is included in a Christmas…
On X/Twitter, people have conversations with other people who they normally wouldn't meet or allow in their homes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Marcmywords on October 24, 2024:…
On X/Twitter, people have conversations with other people who they normally wouldn't meet or allow in their homes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Marcmywords on October 24, 2024:…
X/Twitter is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "@SevenZark Twitter is like group therapy without the free coffee. Let it all out, man" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffery Harrell on…
X/Twitter is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "@SevenZark Twitter is like group therapy without the free coffee. Let it all out, man" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffery Harrell on…
X/Twitter is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "@SevenZark Twitter is like group therapy without the free coffee. Let it all out, man" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffery Harrell on…
X/Twitter is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "@SevenZark Twitter is like group therapy without the free coffee. Let it all out, man" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffery Harrell on…
Facebook is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "facebook walls are like group therapy.... everybody talk it out" was posted on Facebook by Isaiah Farrow on November 5, 2009.…
"My girlfriend said she'd break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices. I guess it's only a matter of thyme until bay leaves" was posted on Reddit --…
"Sometimes I meet people and feel bad/sorry for their dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker feels sympathy for a dog with a bad owner. "Sometimes I meet…
"Absentee ballots" are not "absent tea ballots," but there are jokes. Some of the puns involve Earl Grey, the name of a tea. "Earl Grey was away on business during the…