"Dog hair is my glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and dog hair seem to spread everywhere. "Dog hair is like nature's glitter. It sticks to…
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
A performer before a live audience often waits for applause to die down before beginning the next number. Some people like to think the same thing happens on X/Twitter. Since this is my best tweet…
"For anybody else that's getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People who…
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
"Dog hair is my glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and dog hair seem to spread everywhere. "Dog hair is like nature's glitter. It sticks to…
"Cat hair is my glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and cat hair seem to spread everywhere. "Cat hair is my glitter. #whatislife" was posted…
"Cat hair is lonely people glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and cat hair seem to spread everywhere. The saying implies that lonely people have cats.…
The Christmas song "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (1934) contains the lyrics: "He's making a list And checking it twice; He's gonna find out who's naughty and…
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
"Claustrophobia" (a fear of confined spaces) has nothing to do with a fear (phobia) of Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "claustrophobia is bullshit just let santa get married…
Shopping online at Amazon can be easy, and people can overshop. It's been suggested that there should be a breathalyzer test to get on the Amazon app to prevent spending too much money.…
"Don't drink and Prime" is an Amazon Prime saying that has been printed on many images Ordering while drunk can result in impulse purchases and overspending. "Btw, Amazon Prime…