“Communism, it works 100% of the time, 0% of the time”
"Communism, it works 100% of the time, 0% of the time" was posted on X/Twitter by mds on January 7, 2014. That is to say, communism does not work. "Socialism: Works 100% Of The Time,…
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“I will never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is a common expression to describe a scammer who will run off with someone's money. "Never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just…
“There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. It’s better than it was”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“There’s 3 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. Better than it was. 3. The illusion of clean”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“Scientists warn… Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price”
"Scientists warn... Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The…
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“Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘How much could juice cost?’”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“The gentrification of juice into mocktails is really starting to piss me off…. That’s a $18 Capri Sun”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“How do you get into the School of Rock?”/“You rock enroll.”
School of Rock is a 2003 comedy film directed by Richard Linklater. A "rock and roll" pun was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak || Dad Jokes ‘N More on August 29, 2023, and again on…
“Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What’s your zip code?”
Gas pumps can ask a lot of questions. "Gas pumps be like: Do you have a fuel saver? Do you want your receipt? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty seven”
"I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven" is a cookie saying that has been printed on many images. The jocular saying was posted on…
“Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight by Standing Up as Soon as Plane Lands” (satirical news headline)
Many people who travel on an airplane begin to stand up as soon as the plane lands -- sometimes even before the "fasten seat belt" sign is turned off. This perhaps saves a small amount of…
“I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present and Ghost of Christmas Past Participle. It was a tense night”
A Christmas Carol (1843) is a novella by Charles Dickens. Ebenezer Scrooge, an elderly miser, is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Jacob Marley and the spirits of Christmas Past,…
“Honk twice to see a cool gun” (bumper sticker)
"Honk twice if you want to see a cool gun" (or "Honk twice to see a cool gun") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you honk twice, the…
“Honk twice if you want to see a cool gun” (bumper sticker)
"Honk twice if you want to see a cool gun" (or "Honk twice to see a cool gun") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you honk twice, the…
“If bacon cannot solve your problem, you didn’t use enough bacon”
"If bacon cannot solve your problem. You didn't use enough bacon" is a bacon saying that was posted on Facebook by Cure & Simple on March 14, 2018. “Bacon cannot solve all your…
“Bacon cannot solve all your problems. That’s what extra bacon is for”
"Bacon cannot solve all our problems. That's what beer is for" and "Bacon cannot solve all your problems. That's what extra bacon is for" are jocular bacon sayings…
“Bacon cannot solve all our problems. That’s what beer is for”
"Bacon cannot solve all our problems. That's what beer is for" and "Bacon cannot solve all your problems. That's what extra bacon is for" are jocular bacon sayings…
“Bacon cannot solve all your problems. That’s what beer is for”
"Bacon cannot solve all our problems. That's what beer is for" and "Bacon cannot solve all your problems. That's what extra bacon is for" are jocular bacon sayings…