Palantyranny (Palantir nickname)
Palantir Technologies is an American company that creates software platforms for big data analytics. In June 2025, it was announced that Palantir was creating a database on all Americans. The…
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“The more I learn about my government, the more I like my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“The more I learn about my government, the more I want my guns”
"The more I learn about my government, the more I like/love/want my guns" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The more I learn about my government... The more I love…
“You can’t kick me out of the International House Of Pancakes! I have diplomatic immunity!”
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) doesn't give anyone diplomatic immunity, but there are jokes. "The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic…
“The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic immunity”
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) doesn't give anyone diplomatic immunity, but there are jokes. "The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic…
“Excuse me, officer, I have diplomatic immunity.*Shows International House of Pancakes loyalty card*”
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) doesn't give anyone diplomatic immunity, but there are jokes. "The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic…
“If you don’t believe dogs have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough”
"If you don’t believe animals/dogs/they have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'If you don't…
“If you don’t believe other animals have souls, you have not looked long enough into their eyes”
"If you don’t believe animals/dogs/they have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'If you don't…
“If you don’t believe animals have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough”
"If you don’t believe animals/dogs/they have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'If you don't…
“If you don’t believe they have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough”
"If you don’t believe animals/dogs/they have souls, you haven’t looked into their eyes long enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'If you don't…
“Soup is great if you’re feeling hungry but also way too lazy to chew”
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…
“Soup is food for people too lazy to chew”
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…
“I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher”
"I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher" was posted on X/Twitter by Trey on April 19, 2016. "dailybadjokes: I got an A on my origami assignment…
“Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon”
"Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes! I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon!" was…
“Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will be hungry again in 20 minutes”
Many people believe that sushi is expensive, and that it's not filling. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter by mdh on January 5, 2024: "Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will…
“Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk, but there's a popular joke. "Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk" was posted on X/Twitter by Carson on June…
“What do you think would happen if we unlocked the other 98% of milk?”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk, but there's a popular joke. "Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk" was posted on X/Twitter by Carson on June…
Overacheeser (overachiever + cheese)
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“I’m an overacheeser”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“Overacheeser: Someone who adds or eats more cheese than expected”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…