“Global warming doesn’t care if you believe in it or not”
"Science/Gravity/Global warming/Climate change doesn't care if you believe in it or not" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that there are…
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“Climate change doesn’t care if you believe in it or not”
"Science/Gravity/Global warming/Climate change doesn't care if you believe in it or not" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that there are…
“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow”
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup bit.listserv.os2-l on August 15, 1997. Authorship is…
“I’m planning on being spontaneous sometime next week”
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup bit.listserv.os2-l on August 15, 1997. Authorship is…
“I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning”
"I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person likes coffee in the morning.…
“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice”
A popular children's rhyme is: "Ladies and gentlemenTake my advice,Pull down your pantsAnd slide on the ice." The rhyme contains the word "ice" and is often told in the…
“Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a week back”
"Week" sounds like "weak." A double pun is sometimes made, with "a week back" (time) for "a weak back" (a bad spine). The "weak back"/"week…
“Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he won’t walk into a bar”
"Duck" can be used as a noun or a verb. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a famous saying. There are several…
“Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck & he’ll avoid low flying objects”
"Duck" can be used as a noun or a verb. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a famous saying. There are several…
“If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on…” (joke)
"If I had a dollar for every time i didn't know what was going on, I'd be a millionaire" was posted on Twitter by Neale Gilbert on February 21, 2011. This is a typical answer…
“A model railroad is never finished” (adage)
"A model railroad/railway never finished" is a saying in the hobby of model railroading. There is always something to add or to remove or to modify. "The section gang always needs…
“Her (end of a date): We should have dinner again. Him: Thanks, but I’m full.”
"Dinner date" shouldn't be confused with "dinner," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by john on December 21. 2018: [end of a date]her: we should have dinner…
“There’s no such thing as a routine traffic stop” (police adage)
"There's no such thing as a routine traffic stop" is a police adage. Police don't know the type of person they are pulling over and have to prepare for the unexpected.…
“A model railway is never finished” (adage)
"A model railroad/railway never finished" is a saying in the hobby of model railroading. There is always something to add or to remove or to modify. "The section gang always needs…
“Success is normally found in a pile of mistakes”
"Success is normally found in a pile of mistakes" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author, keynote speaker, angel investor and entrepreneur Tim…
“So, sue me!”
"So, sue me!" means, essentially, "That's it. I've done/said all I can do/say. What are you going to do about it? If you want more, take me to court." The statement is…
“Prison walls are never built to scale”
Something "built to scale" doesn't literally mean "built to be scaled," but there are jokes. "Prison walls are never built to scale" was posted on the website Pun…
“Hire someone, fire someone, and rearrange the furniture” (a new CEO’s tasks)
American author, consultant and lecturer James C. "Jim" Collins said this, as reported by August Turak in Forbes on August 16, 2012: ' "The next tip is move quickly. One day he…
“For Pete’s sake” (“For the love of Pete”)
"For the love of Mike" is a similar saying. Wiktionary: for Pete's sakeEtymologyEuphemistic variant of for Christ's sake, for God's sake; "Pete" perhaps invoking…