Big Harma (Big Pharma + harm)
"Big Pharma" is a term used to refer collectively to the global pharmaceutical industry. "Big Harma" (Big Pharma + harm) is a term used by those who believe that Big Pharma…
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“The only time a fisherman ever tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The world is now Vegas. Everyone is losing money, it’s acceptable to drink at all hours…”
Did the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic turn the world into Las Vegas? "The world is now Vegas. Everybody's losing money, it's acceptable to drink at all hours, and no one has any…
“Gardening season is off to a great start: I planted myself in front of a TV…”
Gardening season is usually in the spring. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, however, saw many people in lockdown in their homes. "Gardening season is off to a great start: I planted myself…
“How do you make a tuna melt?” (joke)
A "tuna melt" is when the cheese on the tuna is melted. It is not when the tuna "melts" (falls in love), but there are jokes. "The best way to make a tuna melt is with…
“Homeschool Day One: Wondering how to get this kid transferred out of my class”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings. Many parents were forced to home school their children for the first time. "Day 2 of homeschool: Wondering how I can get…
“The world is now Vegas. Everybody’s losing money, it’s acceptable to drink at all hours…”
Did the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic turn the world into Las Vegas? "The world is now Vegas. Everybody's losing money, it's acceptable to drink at all hours, and no one has any…
“When you’re not even done with Covid-19 and China releases Covid-20 Pro max”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was called COVID-19. Some people quickly assumed a COVID-20, as if it were a movie or a software release. "Breaking news: they just told me, don't get…
“I accidentally bought too many art supplies. I’m having an excess stencil crisis”
"Existential" shouldn't be confused with "excess stencil," but there are jokes. "I had too many drawing templates and now I can't find any of them. I have an…
“Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?”/“To the I.C.U.”
"ICU" (Intensive Care Unit) sounds like "I see you." "Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 24, 2014. "Where do you…
“No Shoes, No Shirt, No Mask, No Service” (business sign)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made face masks required in many business establishments. The sign "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" became "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Mask, No…
“My wife is leaving me because of my Star Wars obsession. I said, ‘May divorce be with you’”
"May the Force be with you" is a famous line from the Star Wars films. "May divorce be with you" is a popular joke. "May Divorce Be with You" was an episode of the…
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service” (business sign)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made face masks required in many business establishments. The sign "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" became "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Mask, No…
“Irony is drawing a tree on paper, with a pencil, on a wooden desk, in a wooden house, in the woods”
"Irony is drawing a tree on paper!" was posted on Twitter by Romeo Grayson on June 29, 2011. "On a wooden desk. RT @lotyslove: With a pencil. RT @americanmade65: Irony; Drawing a…
“Don’t get Covid-19. They are releasing Covid-20 in September and it’s much better”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was called COVID-19. Some people quickly assumed a COVID-20, as if it were a movie or a software release. "Breaking news: they just told me, don't get…
“An alpaca had a parasite removed from around its mouth. It was alpaca lip tick”
"Apocalyptic" shouldn't be confused with "alpaca lip tick," but there are jokes. "—Have you seen that film about what happened after the alpaca had a parasite…
“I like my women how I like my Coronavirus…” (NSFW joke)
A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…
“I like my women how I like my Covid…” (NSFW joke)
A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…
“A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery”
"Strawberry" is sometimes pronounced as "strobbery." "A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on…
Namaske (namaste + mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. A new portmanteau word was "namaske" (namaste + mask). "The mask i wear to protect you recognizes the mask…