“Is Match.com a dating site for arsonists?”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
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“There’s now an avian strain of coronavirus. One flu over the cuckoo’s nest”
A Covid-19 (coronavirus) joke was posted on Sickipedia on May 20, 2021: "There's now an avian strain of coronavirus. One flu over the cuckoo's nest." Wikipedia: COVID-19…
“Why do the French transport snails without their shells?”/“Less cargo.”
"Escargot" (French for "snail") is sometimes given the joke "l'ess/less cargo." "Why do the French transport snails without their shells? Less cargo"…
“I just joined a dating site for arsonists. Still waiting for a match”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
“Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen”
"Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People usually don't dance in the kitchen; the saying means to take a slow appreciation…
“I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving”
"I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Obviously, not everyone enjoys work. "I have two milestones at work:1.…
“A treadmill is basically a hamster wheel for humans”
Treadmills have been compared to hamster wheels. "treadmill = human version of hamster wheel" was posted on Twitter by DJ Chuang Tangerine 莊迪斐 on November 8, 2008. "Treadmills…
“With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food”
A comment about fast food chains was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 18, 2021: "With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food."…
“I say please and thank you Siri, that way when machines take over the world she will spare me”
Some people say "please" and "thank you" even to a virtual assistant such as Siri or Amazon Alexa. The reason? "Nah, just practicing for when the machines take over? RT…
“The older I get, the tighter the companies are putting the lids on jars”
"Either I'm getting weaker or the food companies are putting the lids on jars tighter......" was posted on Twitter by Meghan on September 20, 2011. "Either I’m getting older,…
“Every workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you’re having a bad day”
"Every office/workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you're having a bad day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every workplace…
“I sleep better naked. Why can’t the flight attendants understand this?”
"I sleep better naked. Why can't the flight attendant(s) understand this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "I sleep better…
“Big Apple” float (NY Daily News in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade)
the Daily News (New York, NY) newspaper had a "Big Apple" float in the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from 1977 until 2017 (except for the years 1990, 2000 and 2004). Three…
“I have 2 milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving”
"I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Obviously, not everyone enjoys work. "I have two milestones at work:1.…
“Every office should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you’re having a bad day”
"Every office/workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you're having a bad day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every workplace…
Apple Polisher & Polish the Apple (I Love a Clean New York campaign, 1976-1980)
I Love a Clean New York, Inc. (borrowing from the "I Love New York" theme) was established in 1976 by New York Telephone Co. President John Mulhearn to improve the cleanliness and image…
“New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“I always say thank you to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I am nice”
Some people say "please" and "thank you" even to a virtual assistant such as Siri or Amazon Alexa. The reason? "Nah, just practicing for when the machines take over? RT…
“Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d”
"Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Some women want to be wined and dined.…
“Treadmills are hamster wheels for humans”
Treadmills have been compared to hamster wheels. "treadmill = human version of hamster wheel" was posted on Twitter by DJ Chuang Tangerine 莊迪斐 on November 8, 2008. "Treadmills…