“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get to the other sigh.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…
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“Every restaurant be packed on Mother’s Day. But they want US to bbq on Father’s Day”
On Mother's Day. a family usually wants to give the mother a day off from cooking, and every restaurant is packed. On Father's Day, however, the father is often expected to cook barbecue.…
Pharmafia (pharmaceutical company + mafia)
"Big Pharma" is a term used to refer collectively to the global pharmaceutical industry. "Big Pharmafia" (Big Pharma + mafia) is a term used by those who believe that Big Pharma…
Big Pharmafia (Big Pharma + mafia)
"Big Pharma" is a term used to refer collectively to the global pharmaceutical industry. "Big Pharmafia" (Big Pharma + mafia) is a term used by those who believe that Big Pharma…
“White Claw is just zoomer Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“I just crashed my Kia. Now I have Nokia”
Kia (a car) shouldn't be confused with Nokia (a phone), but there are jokes. "I drove my Kia into a river. Now i have Nokia" was posted on Twitter by Nick Bongston on August 27,…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken taco shells, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you tacos, eat them”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for zoomers”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
“When life gives you broken taco shells, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“White Claw is just Zima for zoomers”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
“If the situation were truly hopeless, their propaganda would be truly unnecessary”
"Remember: if the situation were truly hopeless their propaganda wouldnt be necessary" was posted on Twitter by Rudolf Klein on July 22, 2020. "If the situation were truly hopeless,…
“I lost my job at the zoo recently…” (joke)
Zoo signs such as "Do not feed the animals" are for the public and not for zoo staff, but there are jokes. "I was always one to follow the rules...at the zoo the sign said don't…
“Alcoholic seltzer is millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“White Claw is just millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“I just lost my job as a zookeeper…” (joke)
Zoo signs such as "Do not feed the animals" are for the public and not for zoo staff, but there are jokes. "I was always one to follow the rules...at the zoo the sign said don't…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for millennials”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Whoever invented the rice cake had a pretty loose concept of ‘cake’”
Many people believe that the "rice cake" shouldn't be called a "cake." "Whoever it was that invented rice cakes doesn't understand what a cake is" was posted…