“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
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“My favorite food is anything someone else cooks”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“My problem with meal prep is that I don’t wanna eat the same thing by Wednesday”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with meal prep is that I want to eat the whole week’s food in one sitting”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“Does anyone know the name of this one song I heard at a party three months ago? I don’t remember the melody, lyrics, or genre if that helps”
Many people listen to a song at a party, but they can't identify it. They try to remember it and research it when they get back home, but they forget almost everything about it. This joke was…
Chicken Milk (eggnog)
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Egg nog is just chicken milk”
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Eggnog is just chicken milk”
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Not many people know this but I actually studied dad jokes in college. I majored in sighchology”
"Psychology" shouldn't be confused with "sighchology" (sigh + psychology), but there are dad jokes. "Not many people know this but I actually studied dad jokes in…
“Drunk ghosts are sheet faced”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“Ghosts don’t get drunk, they get sheet-faced”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“What do you call three intoxicated ghosts?”/“Three sheets to the wind.”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI procrastinate all day before a 2pm meeting”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can get your doctorate”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become fries, you can become anything you want”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“Not every meal needs to be elegant. Sometimes you just make a chicken and then stand over the stove picking at it like seagulls in a parking lot”
Not every meal is elegant, or needs to be. This was posted on Bluesky by 🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 on May 20, 2025: "Not every meal needs to be elegant. Sometimes, you just make a…
“When the whole room is silent in the middle of the exam and Siri says ‘these are some results I found on Google’”
Electronic devices with access to the internet are usually banned in examination rooms. Getting caught cheating on an exam is not merely embarrassing, but could result in failing the course.…