“What’s the opposite of a hot dog?”/“A chili dog.”
If "hot" is the opposite of "chilly," are "hot dogs" the opposite of "chili dogs"? "Realized that the difference between a hot dog and chili dog is…
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“A hot dog is the opposite of a chili dog”
If "hot" is the opposite of "chilly," are "hot dogs" the opposite of "chili dogs"? "Realized that the difference between a hot dog and chili dog is…
“When the rich rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back, it’s called violence”
"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @TLW3 When the poor…
“What’s the opposite of a cool cat?”/“A hot dog.”
A hot dog riddle has been cited in print since at least 1969: Q: What's the opposite of a hot dog?A: A cool cat. A different form has been cited since at least 1980: Q: What is the opposite of…
“What’s the opposite of a hot dog?”/“A cool cat.”
A hot dog riddle has been cited in print since at least 1969: Q: What's the opposite of a hot dog?A: A cool cat. A different form has been cited since at least 1980: Q: What is the opposite of…
“I love watching The History Channel. It’s my favorite past time”
The History Channel deals with a "past time," and watching it can be a favorite "pastime." This joke was posted on Twitter by 3AM on September 13, 2019, and on Reddit --…
“A dressmaker sews what she gathers; a farmer gathers what he sows”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com6 September 1900, Grant County Tribune (Hyannis, NE), pg. 7, col. 3:A farmer gathers what he sows while a seamstress sews what she gathers. TwitterAltrincham…
“If the grocery store has a section for health food, then what is the rest of the store?”
"If there is a 'health food' section in the grocery store, what does that make the rest of the food sold there?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Dr, Mark Hyman…
“If there is a ‘health food’ section in a grocery store, what does that make the rest of the food?”
"If there is a 'health food' section in the grocery store, what does that make the rest of the food sold there?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Dr, Mark Hyman…
“People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied”
"People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than being mad at the people who lied" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "people always get mad at you for…
“Ramen is just Japanese spaghetti”
Ramen (Japanese noodles). Spaghetti (Italian noodles) has been compared to spaghetti (Italian noodles). "lol my sister nicknamed ramen 'japanese spaghetti'" was posted on…
“Spaghetti is just Italian ramen”
Spaghetti (Italian noodles) has been compared to ramen (Japanese noodles). "Ah spaghetti, the Italian ramen" was posted on Twitter by katie on September 7, 2009. "Is spaghetti just…
“What’s every road worker’s favorite candy?”/“A pavemint.”
Pavement contains no mint, except in "pave-mint"/"pavemint" jokes. "The freshest street in town is made of pave-mint" was posted on Twitter by Richard Backeberg on…
“A sloppy joe is just a chili sandwich”
A sloppy joe sandwich has been compared to chili, made into a chili sandwich. "A chili sandwich? You mean a sloppy Joe?" was posted on Twitter by Callie Kimball on February 23, 2010.…
“Sloppy joes are just chili sandwiches”
A sloppy joe sandwich has been compared to chili, made into a chili sandwich. "A chili sandwich? You mean a sloppy Joe?" was posted on Twitter by Callie Kimball on February 23, 2010.…
“The freshest street in town is made of pave-mint”
Pavement contains no mint, except in "pave-mint"/"pavemint" jokes. "The freshest street in town is made of pave-mint" was posted on Twitter by Richard Backeberg on…
“What type of pasta do penguins eat?”/“Penguine.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“Sloppy joes are just beanless chili sandwiches”
A sloppy joe sandwich has been compared to chili, made into a chili sandwich. "A chili sandwich? You mean a sloppy Joe?" was posted on Twitter by Callie Kimball on February 23, 2010.…
“What is Karen’s favorite drink?”/“White whine.”
A "Karen" is a pejorative term for a white woman perceived as entitled. Several jokes say that a Karen likes "white whine" (white wine). "Looks like Karen’s had herself…
“What’s a penguin’s favorite type of pasta?”/“Penguini.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…