“Swiss cheese was invented when some cheesemakers were shooting the bries”
Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese named after Brie, a region in France. "Bries" sounds like "breeze," and there are several "shooting(ing) the bries" jokes.…
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“Going cheese hunting this weekend. Just me and some close friends, shooting the bries”
Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese named after Brie, a region in France. "Bries" sounds like "breeze," and there are several "shooting(ing) the bries" jokes.…
“If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are worthless to begin with”
"If you need violence to enforce your ideas, your ideas are worthless" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are…
Vaxtastrophe or Vaxxtastrophe (vax/vaccine + catastrophe)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. Some people cautioned about the danger of these vaccines, using the term "vaxtastrophe" or "vaxxtastrophe" (vax/vaccine…
“Mandate freedom”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic sometimes resulted in vaccine mandates. "Mandate freedom" was one response. "MANDATE freedom, individual responsibility, Individual survival"…
“What do you call a pig on a leash?”/“Pulled pork.”
A pig riddle is: Q: What do you call a pig on a leash?A: Pulled pork. "What do you call a stubborn pig on a leash? Pulled pork" was posted on Twitter by Rolly on July 25, 2013. "What…
“What kind of pepper can talk?”/“Hablanero.”
"Habanero" is a hot variety of chili pepper. "Hablanero" -- "habla" is Spanish for "speak" -- is a joke. "El hablanero pimiento, the speaking…
“What’s the coldest kind of cheese?”/“Brrrrrrata. ”
A Burrata cheese riddle is: Q: What’s the coldest kind of cheese?A: Brrrrrrata. "What kind of cheese is the coldest? Burrata cheese" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Lassoff on…
Alain Locke and Harlem Renaissance as the “Big Apple” (1920s; suggested in 1988)
Alain Leroy Locke (1885-1954) was the first African-American Rhodes Scholar and a professor of philosophy at Howard University in Washington, D.C. He guest edited Survey Graphic in March 1925 for a…
Hablanero (habla + habanero)
"Habanero" is a hot variety of chili pepper. "Hablanero" -- "habla" is Spanish for "speak" -- is a joke. "El hablanero pimiento, the speaking…
“The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached”
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
“The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached”
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
“Once upon a time, there was an ox…” (oxtail joke)
"Oxtail" is not the same as "ox tale," but there are jokes. "my local butcher is a sarcy fucker,i went in there today and asked if he had an oxtail,he said 'once upon…
“You know the food is expensive when the restaurant menu has no dollar signs”
Many expensive restaurants don't put dollar signs on their menus. This is said to make expensive menu items psychologically easier to order. "If the menu doesn't have dollar signs in…
“It’s not about safety. It’s about control”
"It's not about safety. It's about control" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying before 2020 referred to gun control, but after 2020 usually refers to…
Vaxxtastrophe or Vaxtastrophe (vax/vaccine + catastrophe)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. Some people cautioned about the danger of these vaccines, using the term "vaxtastrophe" or "vaxxtastrophe" (vax/vaccine…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other people”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“My tin foil hat won’t give me myocarditis”
Many COVID-19 pandemic "conspiracy theorists" (sometimes known as the "tin foil hat" crowd) warned about taking the COVID-19 vaccines. The vaccines were known to cause many side…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“Crawdads imply the existence of crawmoms”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…