“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
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“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Bourbon”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“What rhymes with Father’s Day? Beer”
"What rhymes with Father's Day? Beer/Bourbon/Gin/Scotch/Whiskey/Wine" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Know what rhymes with Father's Day?…
“Another beer bottle with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Some mornings it’s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Another wine bottle emptied with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep trying”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Another wine bottle with no genie in the bottom of it. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Some mornings it’s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Another bourbon bottle with no genie at the bottom. I guess I will keep searching”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“You are what you eat. So don’t be fast, cheap, easy or fake”
"You are what you eat. So don't be fast, cheap easy or fake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. “If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and…
“Is a golf cart considered a sports car?”
A golf cart is a car used in sports, but no one thinks of it as a "sports car" (that is, a fast car). "A golf cart is the perfect definition of 'sports' car.…
“Treason is the reason for the season” (Independence Day)
"Treason is the reason for the season" is an Independence Day saying that has been printed on many images. The rhymed saying is related to a popular Christmas saying, “Jesus is the…
“A golf cart is a sports car”
A golf cart is a car used in sports, but no one thinks of it as a "sports car" (that is, a fast car). "A golf cart is the perfect definition of 'sports' car.…
“The more you know, the crazier you look”
"The more you know, the crazier you look" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Conspiracy theorists, for example, can sound crazy to many people who have no idea what they…
“If anyone is shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If anyone…
“If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If anyone…
“If you’re gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!”
Knockwurst has nothing to do with knocking on a door, but there are jokes. "If you're gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!" (meaning…
“The lowest ranked door-to-door salesperson is awarded a knockwurst”
Knockwurst has nothing to do with knocking on a door, but there are jokes. "If you're gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!" (meaning…
“I’m outdoorsy. I like having coffee on the patio”
"I'm outdoorsy, in that I sometimes drink my coffee on the patio..." was posted on Twitter by The Queen of Coffee on February 13, 2013. "I'm outdoorsy...I drink my coffee…
“What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?”/“Fire crackers.”
A popular July 4th (Independence Day) riddle is: Q: What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack?A: Fire crackers. July 4th firecrackers are not edible crackers, of course. The riddle has been cited in…