“I’m not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick”
"I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Carpe diem" (Latin, meaning "seize the…
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“I’m sorry, but you can’t *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average…”
Some call centers always seem to state that they are experiencing a higher volume of calls than average, and they always place customers on hold. "Why is it that all the places one calls are…
“They keep saying that nobody wants to work anymore but really… nobody wants to be overworked & underpaid anymore”
"They keep saying that 'Nobody wants to work anymore' but really just nobody wants to be overworked and underpaid anymore" is a work saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It is Sunday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a super spoon for the Super Bowl”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "Yo mama so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a…
“Super Bowl implies the existence of a Super Spoon”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "Yo mama so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a…
“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“Adult life is a constant cycle of ‘I just need to get through this week’, every week…”
"Adult life is a constant cycle of 'I just need to get through this week', every week..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Adult life is a constant cycle…
“Dang, my 250 million year old salt has expired”
Many people are surprised that salt has an expiration date. One brand of salt states that it is 250 million year old. "Eating 250 million-year-old salt. Surprisingly does not taste stale"…
“Nothing makes me feel like a founding father like still remembering how to write in cursive”
The Founding Fathers of the United States wrote documents in cursive, but most people seldom write in cursive today. Cursive is sometimes called "founding father handwriting."…
Founding Father Handwriting (cursive)
The Founding Fathers of the United States wrote documents in cursive, but most people seldom write in cursive today. Cursive is sometimes called "founding father handwriting."…
“I can write in cursive so I’m basically a Founding Father at this point”
The Founding Fathers of the United States wrote documents in cursive, but most people seldom write in cursive today. Cursive is sometimes called "founding father handwriting."…
“Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send”
"Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I read a text and think, what a…
“Sometimes I read a text and think ‘what a fuckin psycho!’ and then I hit send”
"Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I read a text and think, what a…
“The best day between yesterday and tomorrow is Saturday”
"The best day between yesterday and tomorrow is Saturday" is a Saturday saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least May 2023. Facebook Simon Mwansa May…
“Winter means double the coffee”
"Winter means double the coffee" is a cold weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Winter means double the coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Gabriel I on January…
“Instead of sending poor countries money, shouldn’t we be telling them to raise their minimum wage?”
Many people --- mostly non-economists -- believe that the poor get richer simply by raising the minimum wage. The following meme (featuring the Philosoraptor) was posted on X/Twitter by Being…
“Calories in one pistachio: 4. Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146. Take that, kale”
"Calories in one pistachio: 4. Calories burned opening one pistachio: 3,146. Take that, kale" is a ocular saying that has been printed on many images. Pistachios have shells that can be…
“Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho. Then I press send”
"Sometimes I read a text and think what a fucking psychopath. Then press send" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I read a text and think, what a…
“Libertarians are like Greek gods. They fight with each other all the time and nobody believes in them”
Libertarians have a reputation for disagreeing with other libertarians. The following meme was posted on Facebook by Tony Stiles on December 1, 2014: "LIBERTARIANS ARE LIKE GREEK GODS THEY…