“That’s too much cheese…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
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“There’s too much cheese on this pizza…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure”
"Coffee is not a beverage... It's a moment of pleasure" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure"…
“I like to give a percentage of my earnings to Charity…and other strippers”
"Charity" is (or was) a popular stripper name. The Broadway musical Sweet Charity (1966) and its 1969 movie adaptation further popularized the "Charity" name. "I give to…
“Beware of he who would deny you access to information…”
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is from the video game Sid…
“Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley”
"Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley" was posted on Twitter by American stand-up comedian and actor Mark Normand on November 8, 2019. Alleys have a…
“Decided to give all my money to Charity last night. The other strippers were a bit miffed”
"Charity" is (or was) a popular stripper name. The Broadway musical Sweet Charity (1966) and its 1969 movie adaptation further popularized the "Charity" name. "I give to…
“Someone open a food truck that specializes in dumplings. Call it The Dump Truck”
Dumplings have nothing to do with dump trucks, but there are jokes. "'Someone needs to do a dumpling food truck w/ potstickers, momos and stuff. And call it The Dump Truck.'…
“What do you call a baby dump truck?”/“A dumpling.”
Dumplings have nothing to do with dump trucks, but there are jokes. "'Someone needs to do a dumpling food truck w/ potstickers, momos and stuff. And call it The Dump Truck.'…
“Teach your boys to be men before their teachers teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“What do you call the offspring of two dump trucks?”/“Dumplings.”
Dumplings have nothing to do with dump trucks, but there are jokes. "'Someone needs to do a dumpling food truck w/ potstickers, momos and stuff. And call it The Dump Truck.'…
“Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women”
"Teach your boys to be men before the world teaches them to be women" (also "Teach your boys to be men before our enemies teach them to be women" and "Teach your boys to be…
“The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly”
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Robert Anton Wilson (1932-2007) and Robert Shea (1933-1994)…
“When I was a kid, my social network was called ‘outside’”
"When I was a kid, my social network was called 'outside'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "back in the day, a social network was called a front…
“What type of wine pairs best with existential dread?”
Wine pairing can be difficult, especially when it is paired with one's emotional state (and not food). "*at a restaurant talking to the waiter* yes, which wine pairs best with existential…
“Which wine pairs best with existential dread?”
Wine pairing can be difficult, especially when it is paired with one's emotional state (and not food). "*at a restaurant talking to the waiter* yes, which wine pairs best with existential…
“What wine pairs best with existential dread?”
Wine pairing can be difficult, especially when it is paired with one's emotional state (and not food). "*at a restaurant talking to the waiter* yes, which wine pairs best with existential…
“My hobbies include drinking vodka and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include drinking beer and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…