“Pop-Tarts are the poor man’s Toaster Strudel”
Pop-Tarts have been compared to Toaster Strudel. "Poptarts are the poor man's toaster strudel" was posted on Twitter by Olivia on April 14, 2011. "I was just about to tweet that…
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“Pop-Tarts are just breakfast Hot Pockets”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot pockets" was posted on Twitter by Oddles on March 22, 2018. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“FORE!”
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
“It’s a little early for a cocktail. When did you start drinking?”/“March.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns beginning in March 2020. Liquor stores were deemed essential, and many people drank at home. An illustrated card by Bluntcards, posted…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Say something. 2. That’s about it”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“FOUR, but they wrote three.”
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
“Tree men walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/Conly95 February 23, 2016Tree men walk into a barThey order root beer and leaf before paying. Twitterme@not_actuallymeTree men walk into a bar via /r/Jokes…
“he problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet”
TwitterSarah Brodeur@sarahjbrodeurthe problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven't had any yet8:30 AM · Aug 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client TwitterGabriela…
“Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers. "Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their…
“Don’t let your ice cream melt while counting somebody else’s sprinkles”
TwitterRachel Cochran@__rayyynicoledon't let your ice cream melt while counting someone else's sprinkles5:20 PM · Oct 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone TwitterMiz…
“A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips”
"A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start(ed) eating chips" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a louder TV sound is needed to cover the sound of…
“What do you call a farmer in the army?”/“E.I. G.I. Joe.”
A riddle about G.I. Joe was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 15, 2016: Q: What do you call a farmer in the army?A: E.I. G.I. Joe. "Old Macdonald’s son decided to join the army instead…
“Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid”
U.S. President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in a speech before the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington (DC) on March 20, 1981: "But from…
“When we lose God, it is not God who is lost”
"When we lose God, it is not God who is lost" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.…
“Hot Pockets are just meat Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just lunch Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just dinner Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake. It was a tiramisunami”
"Tiramisu" (a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert) and "tsunami" (a series of waves in a water body) are two foreign language words that are sometimes combined to form…
Tiramisunami (tiramisu + tsunami)
"Tiramisu" (a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert) and "tsunami" (a series of waves in a water body) are two foreign language words that are sometimes combined to form…