“Croutons are just big bread crumbs”
Croutons have been compared to bread crumbs. "Croutons are just big bread crumbs #latenightthoughtswithsoraya" was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2013. "Croutons are like giant…
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“What kind of phone makes music?”/“A saxophone.”
A phone riddle is: Q: What kind of phone makes music? A: A saxophone. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
“What kind of phone makes music?”/“A saxophone.”
A phone riddle is: Q: What kind of phone makes music? A: A saxophone. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
Borough Hall (side-arm pitch in Brooklyn)
A baseball definition was published in the 1943 Baseball Guide and Record Book: "Borough Hall -- Side-arm pitch in Brooklyn." The term refers to Brooklyn Borough Hall and was used by the…
“Bread crumbs are just really small croutons”
Croutons have been compared to bread crumbs. "Croutons are just big bread crumbs #latenightthoughtswithsoraya" was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2013. "Croutons are like giant…
“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars”
A pun about chocolate was posted on the website Pun of the Day in March 2004: "Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars." Pun of the Day Great One Liners of the Month -…
“Home is where our story begins”
"Home is where our story beings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2006 and is of unknown authorship. Lizzie-Kate, Inc.…
“What do you call a skinhead who doesn’t eat meat?”/“A vegetaryan.” (vegetarian + Aryan)
"Vegetaryan" (vegetarian + Aryan) is a portmanteau word that has been used in several jokes. "Is that because Franz (Liszt -- ed.) was a vegetARYAN?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Bacon bits are essentially pig sprinkles”
"How come bacon bits aren't called pig sprinkles?" was asked on Twitter on May 7, 2013. "Lunch table conversation- what would you call bacon bits used on ice cream? Pig…
“The cashier said, ‘Strip down, facing me.’ How was I to know she actually meant my debit card?”
A cashier joke has been printed on many images: "The cashier said, 'Strip down, facing me.' How was I to know she actually meant my debit card?" "And then another idiotic…
“We were all once creampies”
A "creampie" can mean two very different things. "We were all once creampies" was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011, and on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on April 18, 2018.…
“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars”
A pun about chocolate was posted on the website Pun of the Day in March 2004: "Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars." Pun of the Day Great One Liners of the Month -…
“Don’t treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are”
"Don't treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is similar to the "golden rule."…
“Love deeply, eat well, laugh always, work hard, travel often”
"Eat well, travel often" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Eat well. Travel Often.' via Ian Coyle from Superheroes, Inc at the September DSVC Lecture.…
“Eat well, work hard, love truly, travel often”
"Eat well, travel often" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Eat well. Travel Often.' via Ian Coyle from Superheroes, Inc at the September DSVC Lecture.…
“If you want to lose weight, just fall in love with the wrong person”
"If you want to lose weight, you don't need to exercise or diet. Just fall in love with the wrong person" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If you want to…
“Chewing gum is like a stress ball for your mouth”
Chewing gum has been compared to a stress ball. "Bubble Gum is like a stress ball for the brain" was posted on Twitter on July 9, 2009. "Chewing gum is like a stress ball for your…
“What do you do with an elephant with three balls?”/“Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.”
An elephant riddle is: Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe. The surprise answer reveals that this is a baseball joke. The joke has been cited in…
“Heal the past, live the present, dream the future”
"Heal the past, live the present, dream the future" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1995. American graphic artist and…
“I beat a black belt at karate. My next opponent is a green sock”
To face "a black belt at karate" usually means facing "a person with a black belt," but a joke is: "I beat a black belt at karate. My next opponent is a green sock."…