“Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public” (prank)
A prank (sometimes done on April 1st, April Fools' Day) is eating vanilla pudding from a mayonnaise jar. "People give you the weirdest looks when you're gobbling up heaping spoonfuls…
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“Make you the world a bit better or more beautiful because you have lived in it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Edward BokEdward Bok (born Eduard Willem Gerard Cesar Hidde Bok) (October 9, 1863 – January 9, 1930) was a Dutch born American editor and Pulitzer…
“Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“Make your cheese and wine party more fun by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“Make your exercise resolution on the Chinese new year to avoid crowded gyms”
Many people make a new year's resolution to go to the gym and lose weight. "I make my new years resolution on Chinese new year so the gym is less crowded" was posted on Twitter on…
“Make your mark in New York, and you are a made man”
Mark Twain (the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemons, 1835-1910) reported from New York City for the Daily Alta California, and wrote on May 17, 1867 (published on June 16): "Make your mark in…
“Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy”
"Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy" is a popular saying that evolved on Twitter. "Make your parents proud, and if you can't do that, at least…
“Make your passion your paycheck”
"Make your passion your paycheck" -- the opposite of "Make your paycheck your passion" -- is an motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Make your tongue slap your brain” (good cooking)
"Make(s) your tongue slap your brain(s) out" means that something is mighty fine cooking. The jocular food expression is used in the South and has been cited in print since at least 1959.…
“Make yourself at home—clean my kitchen”
"Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen" is a joculat statement that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen”
"Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen" ia a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1999. "Make yourself at home!…
“Makeup is allowed in beauty pageants, yet steroids aren’t allowed in sports”
"If drugs/steroids aren't allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty contests/pageants?" is a question that has been printed on many images. "If steroids aren't…
“Makin’ Whoopee” (1928)
"Makin' Whoopee" (1928) was a popular song by Gus Kahn. However, it's believed that "making whoopee" (or, in other words, "to make love") comes from New York…
“Making a mask mandatory after 2 months of pandemic is like wearing a condom after she’s pregnant”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some laws requiring the mandatory wearing of face masks. Many of these requirements came in April 2020. "Making a mask mandatory months after the…
“Making billions in profits while your workers can’t afford housing or groceries is not called success, it’s called exploitation”
A meme (told two slightly different ways) states that capitalism exploits workers. "BILLIONS IN PROFITS WHILE YOUR WORKERS CAN'T AFFORD HOUSING OR GROCERIES ISN'T SUCCESS,…
“Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I’ve left an appliance on for seven hours”
A jocular comment about cooking using a slow cooker was posted on X/Twitter by Elizabeth Hackett on January 29, 2017: "Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food…
“Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake”
"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake" (or "Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them…
“Making fun of a fat person at a gym is like making fun of a sick person at a hospital”
"Making fun of a fat person at a gym is like making fun of a sick person at a hospital" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Making fun of fat people at the gym is…
“Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair”
"Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower…