“In my defense, I was left unsupervised”
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In my defense, I was left unsupervised" was posted on Twitter by Sean on…
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“In my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterBob Kostic@causticbobIn my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.6:54 PM · Feb 19, 2022·Twitter Web App
“In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right”
"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“In my family we don’t hide crazy—we have a barbeque, give it a beer and wait for the show”
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
“In my family we don’t hide crazy—we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start”
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
“In my family we don’t hide the crazy. We give it a beer and wait for the show to start”
"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
“In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries”
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man's french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman's french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by…
“In my physics exam today a question asked ‘What’s the unit of power?’ I answered ‘Correct’”
"Watt" (a unit of power) sounds like "what." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1919. "The same friend asked 'what's the unit of power?', only…
“In my spare time, I help blind children” (joke)
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective" is a dark joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2016. "After work, I volunteer to help blind…
“In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners”
"In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In need of a road trip that includes…
“In New York, it’s not whether you win or lose — it’s how you lay the blame”
Grantland Rice (1880-1954) wrote, "For when the One Great Scorer comes to write against your name; He marks -- not that you won or lost -- but how you played the Game." American author…
“In New York, New York cheesecake is just plain cheesecake”
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
“In New York, you can have a great job, a great apartment and a great companion, but not all three”
It's sometimes said that, in New York City, you can have a good job, a good apartment and a good companion -- but not all three at the same time. The origin of the saying is unknown. The…
“In order to be effective, truth must penetrate like an arrow—and that is likely to hurt”
Twittercrystal@crystal"In order to be effective truth must penetrate like an arrow - and that is likely to hurt."2:03 PM · Feb 9, 2007·Twitter Web Client
“In order to get glasses, you have to fail a test that they give you the answers to”
Many people associate someone wearing glasses to be "nerdy" or "smart," but they have to fail a test (an eye exam) to get the glasses. "Eye glasses make you look smart, but…
“In our house it really should be called a cooking detector”
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off” is a jocular saying from the 1980s about smoke detectors and bad cooks. "In our house it really should be called a cooking detector" is…
“In Pagan cultures, during a plague, the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
“In Pagan times, during a plague, the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
“In pizza we crust”
"In pizza we crust" is a jocular food slogan that has been printed on many images. "In crust we trust" is a similar food slogan. Twitterbrainstorm@brainstormTLHhere's a…
“In politics, few talents are as richly rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims”
"Few skills are so well rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims" and "There is no talent so ardently supported, nor generously rewarded, as the ability to…