“If you struggle cutting cake, is it still a piece of cake?”
Something that is a "piece of cake" is something that is easy or simple. "If a cake is hard to make is it still a piece of cake??" is a joke that was posted on Twitter January…
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“If you stumble, make it part of the dance”
"If you stumble, make it part of the/your dance" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "If you stumble, make it part of your dance" was cited on…
“If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why”
A trumpet is played by blowing it, not sucking it. A joke was posted on Twitter by Eric Martin on June 7, 2011: "If you suck at playing the trumpet, that is probably why." TwitterEric…
“If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache”
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…
“If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory”
"If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on an image. The joke was posted on the website Pun of the Day in…
“If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun…”
Should a last post before a social media sabbatical leave some intrigue? "If you take a twitter sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last tweet something fun like 'I wonder if…
“If you take a Twitter sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last tweet something fun…”
Should a last post before a social media sabbatical leave some intrigue? "If you take a twitter sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last tweet something fun like 'I wonder if…
“If you take all of the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms you are left with a box of Purina Cat Chow”
"If you take all of the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms you are left with a box of Purina Cat Chow" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you take the…
“If you take the word ‘MILK’ and change only four letters, you get ‘BEER’”
"If you take the word 'MILK' and change only four letters, you get 'BEER'" is a jocular beer saying that has been printed on many images. "If you take the word…
“If you tell chemistry jokes you will have nitrogen, oxygen, lithium and iron”
"Us chem nerds have nitrogen oxygen lithium iron" was posted on X/Twitter on Decembe 21, 2012. "IF YOU TELL CHEMISTRY JOKES YOU WILL HAVE NITROGEN, OXYGEN, LITHIUM AND IRON" was…
“If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past. If you lie, it becomes part of your future”
"If you tell the truth. it becomes (a) part of your past. If you lie. it becomes (a) part of your future" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The quote is from University of…
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything”
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" is a quotation that has been printed on many posters. The quotation is usually credited to Mark Twain, the pen name of…
“If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on”
"If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying emerged during the COVID-19 (coronavirus)…
“If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how big our planet is…I’m not really eating all that much cheese”
Is there such a thing as too much cheese? This was posted on X/Twitter by Kelly (@kelly__le) on May 8, 2022 (the tweet is no longer available): "If you think about the vastness of space, &…
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal”
"If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is…
“If you think eating healthy is expensive… you haven’t priced cancer lately”
"If you think eating healthy is expensive... you haven't priced cancer lately" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'You think my food is expensive? Have you…
“If you think eating organic is expensive, you haven’t priced cancer lately”
"If you think eating healthy is expensive... you haven't priced cancer lately" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'You think my food is expensive? Have you…
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance”
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and bumper stickers. The exact wording of this…
“If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming”
"If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have noticed that food prices are rising, and they often blame the…
“If you think free speech is dangerous, try living where it isn’t allowed”
Many people believe that free speech is dangerous, but a lack of free speech is also dangerous. "RT @Hol"bornlolz: If you think Free Speech is 'dangerous': Try living somewhere…