Folksy "placeholder" words sound more ridiculous in the same sentence. "I've told them a hundred times 'Don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the…
"Don't treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is similar to the "golden rule."…
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
"Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust" (or "Don't/Never trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar") is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust" (or "Don't/Never trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar") is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers" is a classic joke about acupuncture. The joke was posted on the website "Pun of the Day" on October 28,…
"Don't underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you've had any coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Never go shopping when you're hungry" is a saying that became popular in the 1970s. "THree rules to live by" were first posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012: 1. Don't…
"Never go shopping when you're hungry" is a saying that became popular in the 1970s. "THree rules to live by" were first posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012: 1. Don't…
"Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity" is a jocular expression that has…
"Don't use the weekend as an excuse to give up on your goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to diet goals, fitness goals and professional…
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
"Don't vote -- it only encourages them" is a joke that television comedian Jack Paar told in May 1966. During the presidential election year of 1976, the saying was put on buttons…
"Don't wail on the scale if you cheat when you eat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1976 and is of unknown…
Entry in progress -- B.P."Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. TwitterRyan…
"Don't wait. Vaccinate" (or "Don't wait to vaccinate" is a vaccination slogan that has been used by many health departments in the United States. "Don't wait…
"Don't waste a moment of your life trying to be normal" is a one-line motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never waste a moment trying to be normal or…
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does Keep going!" has been printed on many posters, with credit usually given to Brooklyn-born humorist Sam Levenson (1911-1980). Levenson included…
"Don't wish for it -- work for it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "Don't wish for it, work for it!" was in a 1921 classified…
"Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think" is sometimes described as a Texas proverb or an old-time cowboy…