“Criminalized Onions” (“caramelized” mistake)
"Caramelized onions" are sometimes mistakenly described as "criminalized onions." "Santi just called caramelized onions "criminalized onions" #ShitSantiSays"…
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“Criminals obey ‘gun control’ laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow their oath of office”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow their oaths of office”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criminals obey gun laws like politicians keep promises”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criminals obey gun laws like politicians obey their oath of offfice”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criminals obey gun laws like politicians obey their oaths of office”
"Criminals obey 'gun control' laws in the same manner politicians follow their oaths of office," "Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow/obey their oath(s) of…
“Criticism for one politician isn’t an endorsement for another”
Criticizing a Democrat is not an endorsement of a Republican and criticizing a Republican is not an endorsement of a Democrat. "Criticism for one politician isn't an endorsement for…
“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem”
Irish poet and playwright Brendan Behan (1923-1964) is often credited for saying, "Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but…
“Critics are the stupid who discuss the wise”
Russian author Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) wrote in the essay "What Is Art?" (1897; English translation 1898): "A friend of mine, speaking of the relation of critics to artists, half…
“Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad”
Mark Twain wrote "cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" in The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894). "Croissants are just biscuits that studied…
“Croquet is a wonderful game if you’ve got the balls for it”
The movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) contains these lines: Bilbo Baggins: It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet.Bofur: Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if…
“Croquettes are just nuggets that went to France”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are just very fancy nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are the adult chicken nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are the French word for chicken nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Crouton. ???????? ???????? Croutoff. ???????? ???????? Crouton. Croutoff. The Salad”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Croutons are just big bread crumbs”
Croutons have been compared to bread crumbs. "Croutons are just big bread crumbs #latenightthoughtswithsoraya" was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2013. "Croutons are like giant…
“Croutons are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Croutons are just mini garlic bread”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "croutons are just tiny pieces of garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by Faith. on June 28, 2010. "Croutons are like mini garlic breads…