“According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January”

Entry in progress—BP
 
“Dry January is going well for me so far. I’ve not had a bath or a shower yet” and “My ‘dry’ January is Sauvignon Blanc” are other “Dry January” jokes.
 
 
Wikipedia: Dry January
The Dry January challenge is a campaign developed and delivered by UK charity Alcohol Change UK where people sign up to abstain from alcohol for the month of January. The term “Dry January” is a registered trademark with Alcohol Change UK and was first registered in 2014.
   
The first reported Dry January was in 2008 by Italian-American businessman Frank Posillico in Huntington, New York. The campaign was first formalized in 2013 by Alcohol Change UK, then operating under the name Alcohol Concern.
       
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Tashy McTashface
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According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.
4:36 AM · Jan 10, 2026