“A husband calls up the hotel manager from his room…” (joke)

A hotel joke has a man call up the hotel manager. “Help! My wife wants to jump out of your hotel window!” the husband says. “That’s a personal problem,” the hotel manager replies. “No! The window won’t open! That’s a maintenance problem!” the husband declares.
 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2012.
   
     
Twitter
Anthony Cody‏
@ajjcody98
Man: Constable, Constable help!
PC: What’s the problem?
Man: My wife wants to throw herself from the bedroom window and it won’t open!
9:50 AM - 9 Apr 2012
 
Twitter
LOL‏
@LOLSide_Tweets
“Help, my wife wants to jump of the window.”.“I can’t help you, that’s a private problem.”“Idiot! The window won’t open, maintenance problem
10:02 PM - 7 May 2012
 
Twitter
Husni Houssami‏
@Husni_Houssami
Husband to hotel: - My wife wants to jump off the window! - Sorry sir, this is a personal matter! - Nope window won’t open, send maintenance
6:11 AM - 11 May 2012
 
Google Groups: Kerala Syndicate
A maintenance matter - FANTASTIC - DO NOT MISS - COULD BE TRUE??
Rebhi G. Haddad
5/26/12
A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, “Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel”. .
 
The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter. .
 
Husband: “Idiot, the window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”
   
Twitter
John Collins‏
@HangBlaa
May I help?
Room 858. Need maintenance!  My wife is going to jump out of window
That’s personal, sir
It won’t open, I need maintenance!
10:54 AM - 4 Jan 2016 from Waterford, Ireland
 
Me.Me
HELLO I’M IN ROOM 420 PLEASE SEND SOMEONE HERE IMMEDIATELY I’M HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE IS SAYING THAT SHE IS GOING TO JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW I’M SORRY SIR BUT THAT’S A PERSONAL MATTER FBCOMDIELAUGHTER FBCOMBELYKBRO LISTEN YOU STUPID! THE WINDOW IS NOT OPENING AND THAT’S A MAINTENANCE PROBLEM MEME
MEMES 🤖 WINDOW ARGUMENT WINDOWER IM SORRY ARGUMENTATIVE MAINTENANCE ARGUMENTING JUMP OUT YOU STUPID IM SORRY SIR 420
FOUND @ 1618 LIKES ON 2017-01-30 19:27:58 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
Reddit—Jokes
A man, his wife and the hotel receptionist
submitte March 31, 2017 by SplitzerShitzer
Man: Hello, I’am in room 420. Please send someone over immidiately. I’am having an argumemt with me wife and she wants to jump from the window.
Receptionist: Iam sorry sir but thats personal matter.
Man: Listen you dumb f*ck, the window is not opening and that’s a maintenance problem!
 
Reddit—Jokes
A husband calls up the hotel manager from his room
submitted August 4, 2017 by Torches
Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from your hotel window.
Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is a personal issue. We can’t help you here.
Husband : Not true, you can. The window is not opening, this is a maintenance issue.