“*trips over crack in sidewalk* [under breath] parkour”

Not every experience in an urban environment can be credited as “parkour.” This joke was posted on X/Twitter by 🤷🏼‍♂️ on Febuay 1, 2018:
 
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath] :
ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ
 
 
Wikipedia: Parkour
Parkour (French: [paʁkuʁ]) is an athletic training discipline or sport in which practitioners (called traceurs) attempt to get from one point to another in the fastest and most efficient way possible, without assisting equipment and often while performing feats of acrobatics. With roots in military obstacle course training and martial arts, parkour includes flipping, running, climbing, swinging, vaulting, jumping, plyometrics, rolling, and quadrupedal movement—whatever is suitable for a given situation. Parkour is an activity that can be practiced alone or with others, and is usually carried out in urban spaces, though it can be done anywhere.
   
X/Twitter
🤷🏼‍♂️
@wi_idinout
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath] :
ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ
12:33 AM · Feb 1, 2018
 
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Tiana Jbd
February 1, 2018 at 12:34 AM ·
Retweeted 🤷🏼‍♂️ (@wiIdinout):
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath] :
ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ
 
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Saad Maan
March 29, 2018 at 5:53AM ·
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath] :
ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ
 
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Elizabeth Walker-Usilton
April 22, 2018 at 2:09 AM ·
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
Me: [under breath] :
“ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ”
   
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Jeff Poole
October 11, 2018 at 9:50 AM ·
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath] :
ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ
 
Bluesky
NosferaPru
‪@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social‬
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath]
parkour
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM