“I’m like an avocado, I’m the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won’t accept it. Use this opportunity now!”
"One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won't accept it. Use this opportunity now!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my school is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my college is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and Congress is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and our government is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and bureaucracies is McDonald’s only has one clown running the show’”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation”
"Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation" (or "Has your meme been stolen? You may be entitled to financial compensation") is a jocular saying that has…
“Has your meme been stolen? You may be entitled to financial compensation”
"Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation" (or "Has your meme been stolen? You may be entitled to financial compensation") is a jocular saying that has…
“Smoke detector batteries only go out between 1 and 3 AM”
Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…
“I just got a photo from a speed camera through the mail. I sent it back—it’s way too expensive and really bad quality”
When a motorist receives a speed camera photo through the mail, it's a fine. You're not paying all that money for the photo, but there's a popular joke. "I just got a photo from…
“Why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making that annoying beep in the middle of the night?”
Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…
“The difference between McDonald’s and where I work. McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my work is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and most workplaces is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my job is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my office is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“I want abs, but I want ice cream more”
"I want abs, but I want ice cream more" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs, but I need…
“When you put a spell on one person, it’s called Spell Casting. When you put a spell on the masses, it’s called Broad-Casting”
An image, featuring media logos, was posted on Instagram by expeditious_fool on April 18, 2024: "When you put a spell on one person, It's called Spell Casting. When you put a spell on the…
“Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea correct on the first try”
"Gonorrhea" can be a difficult word to spell. The joke is to be wary of someone who can spell it -- that person might have had it. "Dating Tip 101 :Never trust someone that spells…