MAGAT (MAGA + maggot; Make America Great Again Terrorist)
"Make America Great Again" (MAGA) is a U.S. presidential campaign slogan that was used by Donald Trump in 2016. The portmanteau of "MAGAt" or "MAGAT" (also…
“Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter”
"Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter" is a weekend saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Palesa Helen on January 19, 2025. The saying became popular in…
“I’m planning on starting a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring”
"Give me a ring" usually means a telephone ring and not a diamond ring, but there are jokes. "Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring" was…
“I’m planning to start a jewelry business. If you want to help, give me a ring”
"Give me a ring" usually means a telephone ring and not a diamond ring, but there are jokes. "Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring" was…
“Men act insane bc they aren’t eating sandwiches on steel beams anymore”
The famous "Lunch atop a Skyscraper" 1932 photo shows eleven ironworkers sitting on a steel beam of New York City's RCA Building. "men act insane bc they aren't eating…
“I run on equal parts coffee and spite”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emam @eN4STY fueled by spite and also by caffeine a lil 6:23 PM · May 10, 2017 X/Twitter Lara Mann @larasgalaxyjax If it weren’t for coffee and spite in equal…
“I love Chick-Fil-A! I could eat there 24/6”
Chick-fil-A restaurants are closed on Sunday. "24/7" means 24 hours, 7 days a week, and there's a "24/6" joke with Chick-fl-A, but the restaurants are not open 24 hours a…
“Jesus: *takes the wheel* The Cheesemakers: Sonofabitch.”
The song "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (2005), recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood, is not about a cheese wheel, but there are jokes. "JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE…
“Jesus took the wheel and now there’s no cheese on the charcuterie”
The song "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (2005), recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood, is not about a cheese wheel, but there are jokes. "JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE…
“Jesus, take the cheese wheel”
The song "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (2005), recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood, is not about a cheese wheel, but there are jokes. "JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE…
“Jesus, take the wheel of cheese”
The song "Jesus, Take the Wheel" (2005), recorded by American country music artist Carrie Underwood, is not about a cheese wheel, but there are jokes. "JESUS TAKE THE CHEESE…
Entry in progress—BP127
Entry in progress -- BP
“The job of the mainstream media today is to make you think that the views of 10% of the country are actually the views of 90% of the country”
"The job of the mainstream media today is to make you think that the views of 10% of the country are actually the views of 90% of the country" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I thought a flautist was an expert in flautas”
"Flauta" (Spanish for "flute") is a Mexican dish. There are, of course, jokes involving flute players, or "flautists." "Why are people who play the flute called…
“Why are people who play the flute called flautists? Those should be people who make flautas”
"Flauta" (Spanish for "flute") is a Mexican dish. There are, of course, jokes involving flute players, or "flautists." "Why are people who play the flute called…
“Why did Gary Larson cross the road?”/“To get to The Far Side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cartoonist Gary Larson version is: Q: Why did Gary Larson cross the…
“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar…”
A popular quotation has been credited to American celebrity chef, author, and travel documentarian. Anthony Bourdain (1956-2018): "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWse.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWs.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
Entry in progress—BP126
Entry in progress -- BP