“I like my women like I like Little Caesars. Hot and Ready”
Little Caesars pizza restaurants trademarked the slogan "Hot-n-Ready" with a first use date of May 6, 1997. There have been several jokes on the slogan. "I like my girls like I like…
“There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash”
"There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash" is a jocular saying about decaf coffee that has been printed on many images. "There is a time and place for…
“So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook”
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook" is a Facebook saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men's Humor on…
“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!”
"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York-born comedian Demetri Martin said on the comedy…
“My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing”
"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me”
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
“Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit”
"Stress doesn't really go with my outfit" is a one-line saying about stress that has been printed on many images. "Stress doesn't go with my outfit: was posted on Twitter…
“I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more”
"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Great quote 'I’ve learned so…
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you”
"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you" is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on several images. "Unless you're a pizza then…
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places”
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places" -- that is, there will be many temptations causing people to stop short of their goals -- is a saying that has been…
“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep”
"No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep" is a motivational work -- or party -- saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse”
"Buying hay for a dead horse" is spending money for no present or future benefit. "Money spent in prohibition enforcement now is like buying hay for a dead horse" was printed in…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two”
A anti-romantic vodka version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two." The saying went viral on Twitter on…
“There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking”
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "There may be no excuse for laziness, but…
“I do many things well. None of which generate income”
"I do many things well. None of which generate income" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (“I do many things well, none of which generates an…
“Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them”
There are many cat videos on the internet. "'I wish cats knew how much the Internet loves them.' So true..." was posted on Twitter on October 19, 2012. "Cats would be even…
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally”
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" (or "I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!”
"If you don't like the way I drive, get/stay off the sidewalk!" is a jocular driving saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite New York bumper sticker: 'If…
“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time”
"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee (time) to wine (time)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 9,…
“In life, the only thing you ever have to do is die. Everything else is a choice”
“The only thing I HAVE to do in this life is die. Everything else is a choice with consequences -- including breathing" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The…