“The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water…”
"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
Hydrogin (hydrogen + gin)
"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
Oxygin (oxygen + gin)
"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
“If H2O is hot water, then CO2 is cold water and CH2O is sea water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails”
"Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails" is a prayer that has been printed on many images. It is a "Hail Mary" prayer to the Bloody Mary cocktail.…
“Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka”
"Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually on a list titled 'Top 10 Rules of Boozing." "vodka can be…
“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the wine open”
"I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka/wine open" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated…
“Unmasked. Unvaccinated. Unapologetic. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Unvaccinated. Unapologetic. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising”
"I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia on May 10, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. "I like my coffee like I like…
“Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
Centers for Doubt & Confusion (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split”
"This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This is a bathroom not an Internet cafe. Shit &…
“This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Poo & shoo”
"This is a bathroom, not an internet cafe. Shit & split" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This is a bathroom not an Internet cafe. Shit &…
“People who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
Big Apple (Robinette’s Apple Haus, Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1973-present)
Robinette's Apple Haus & Winery in Grand Rapids, Michigan, has a nine-foot-tall apple in its picnic area. The Robinette family bought the farm in 1911, and the Apple Haus (with its…
“Biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on dry flour”
Biscuits and gravy is a popular combination. "It fucks me up that biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on top of dry flour. Don’t eat flour" was posted on Twitter by Alexandria Glass on…
Big Apple Cafe & Event Centre (Waitomo, New Zealand, 1995-present)
Waitomo Caves is a New Zealand tourist attraction, and the Big Apple Cafe & Event Centre is located there. The Big Apple Cafe opened in 1995 features a "Big Apple" sculpture, 7.5…
“Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“Social media made y’all comfortable with disrespecting people & not getting punched in the mouth”
"Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, many…
“Sign not in use” (traffic sign)
"SIGN NOT IN USE" is a traffic sign that has been used in the United Kingdom. The sign is usually in a construction area and is usually temporary. Sign Not In Use" was printed in The…