“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“Why did the bacterium fail its math class?”/“Because it multiplies when it divides.”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“What’s Santa Claus’s favorite drink?”/“White Claws.”
White Claw Hard Seltzer has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but there are jokes. "Does Santa drink White Claus?" was posted on Twitter by Nath on October 18, 2018. "Does Santa drink…
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Twitter every day”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“1% control the world. 4% are their puppets. 90% are asleep. 5% know and try to wake up the 90%”
"1% control the world. 4% are their puppets. 90% are asleep. 5% know and try to wake the 90%. The 1% use the 4% to prevent the 5% from waking up the 90%" is a saying that has been printed…
“Why was pot roast sad?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“What’s the most heartbreaking herb?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“Is the Sunday after Black Friday known as Black Sabbath?”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring coffee”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“What day comes after Black Friday?”/“Black Sabbath.”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
“What’s the saddest herb?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch that shit all day long at work”
"You can't fix stupid" is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. "You can't fix stupid but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day" is a saying…
“Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine”
"Be nice. Be useful. Bring beer/coffee/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be nice. Be useful. Bring wine" was posted on Twitter by Peter Nguyen on August…
“How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?”/“Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
“How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a classic joke. There is a version for bitcoin. "How do you know when someone is a Bitcoin…
“If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack”
"If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 26, 2019. It was removed (Showerthoughts doesn't accept…
Big Apple (city ornament of Columbia, SC, 2021)
The Big Apple dance craze of 1937 popularized the "Big Apple" term, but didn't originate it. New York (NY) Morning Telegraph track writer John J. Fitz Gerald (1893-1963) had been…
“My body used to be a temple. Now it’s a combination of a liquor store & a Mexican restaurant”
"My body used to be a temple. Now it’s a combination of a liquor store & a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Two immigrants order hot dogs. One asks, ‘What part did you get?’”
A joke has two immigrants arrive in New York City. They both order hot dogs for the first time. One asks the other, "What part (of the dog) did you get?" Authorship of the joke is…
“How do you know if someone invests in crypto?”/“Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
“How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a classic joke. There is a version for bitcoin. "How do you know when someone is a Bitcoin…