“I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!” is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, “I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the tequila. I SUCK the lime” (or “I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime”).
     
“Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!” was posted on X/Twitter by Sarella on April 18, 2009. “Lick, Suck, Swallow,..... you gotta love those Tequila, Salt & Lemon shots !!!” was posted on Facebook by Kc Hopewell on April 30, 2010. “Lick me. Suck me. Swallow me down. It’s salt, lemon and tequila. Damn you got a dirty mind! sheesh!” was posted on Facebook by Rick Tovey on February 6, 2011.
   
“I don’t have any tequila, but there’s no reason u can’t still lick, suck and swallow” was posted on X/Twitter by I-M-WHO-I-M on October 27, 2010. “I’m all out of tequila, but there’s no reason you can’t still lick, suck and swallow” was posted on X/Twitter by David Voth on February 21, 2011.
   
“I LICK the salt I SWALLOW the tequila & SUCK the lime” (shown on a shirt) was posted on Facebook by Glam Shirts on July 23, 2017. “I lick 👅 the salt ,swallow the tequila ,& suck the lime” (also shown on a shirt) was posted on Facebook by Nayla Monae Washington on May 5, 2018. “I LICK, SWALLOW AND SUCK… The salt, the tequila, the lime! 😝” was posted on Facebook by Tamara Allen on January 16, 2024.
 
“Lemon” sometimes replaces “lime.” “WHOOHOO love tequila!! LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT! (the salt, the tequila, then the lemon….all in that order! lololol)” was posted on X/Twitter by Gigi_Smilez on January 8, 2022. “I lick the salt swallow the tequila and suck the lemon shirt” was posted on X/Twitter by 3D T-shirt Store on April 25, 2022.
   
“Pinch the tail and suck the head” (crawfish eating) is a similar culinary sex joke.
           
     
X/Twitter   
Sarella
@MissSarella
Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!
5:06 PM · Apr 18, 2009
   
X/Twitter
iesha irene
@iesha_irene
RT @amourepropre: This Tequila ad says Lick, swallow, suck.
12:41 AM · May 25, 2009
   
X/Twitter
173BNVDZ
@thisoddfellow
@TechBabe “lick.swallow.suck” you have that out of order…oh wait, yeah tequila shots, nevermind then, please continue.
11:46 PM · May 28, 2009
   
X/Twitter
John Lakin
@DJJOHNEXP
Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!
9:56 PM · Dec 3, 2009
 
Facebook
Kc Hopewell
April 30, 2010 at 9:26 AM ·
Lick, Suck, Swallow,..... you gotta love those Tequila, Salt & Lemon shots !!!
   
X/Twitter
I-M-WHO-I-M
@Sugarmuffinpie
I don’t have any tequila, but there’s no reason u can’t still lick, suck and swallow
7:30 PM · Oct 27, 2010
     
X/Twitter
Sam Simmons
@VendettaCub
I don’t have any tequila, but there’s no reason u can’t still lick, suck and swallow… If your lucky
3:15 PM · Nov 1, 2010
 
X/Twitter
DA’GLAM’DIVA DA’GLAM’STAR DA’GLAM’DOLL DA’GLAMMIE
@MS_FLYGURLSASSY
LICK IT, SUCK IT, SWALLOW! GOTTA LOVE TEQUILA SHOTS!
11:47 PM · Nov 8, 2010
 
Facebook
Rick Tovey
February 6, 2011 at 10_08 AM ·
Lick me. Suck me. Swallow me down. It’s salt, lemon and tequila. Damn you got a dirty mind! sheesh!
 
X/Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
I’m all out of tequila, but there’s no reason you can’t still lick, suck and swallow.
10:01 PM · Feb 21, 2011
         
Facebook
Patrick Jules Purple Doromal
October 2, 2011 at 3:36 AM ·
lick the SALT,
suck the LIME,
and swallow the TEQUILA..
   
Facebook
Jason Poitra
March 5, 2012 at 10:52 PM · Lower Brule, SD ·
Taking Tequila shots is like giving a Blowjob!! 😉
1) Lick da Salt
2) Swallow da Tequila
3) Suck on da Lemon…
#borrowed
   
Facebook
Crossroads Taphouse
May 5, 2014 at 4:32 PM ·
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO BITCHES!
It’s time to lick… swallow… and suck!
You know:
Lick the salt
Swallow the tequila
and suck the lime
What were YOU thinking?
   
Facebook
Glam Shirts
July 23, 2017 at 12:26 PM ·
I LICK the salt
I SWALLOW the tequila
& SUCK the lime
Custom designs - No Minimum 🎆 No Set up Fees 🎆 No Design Charges
(The saying is shown on shirts.—ed.)
     
Facebook
Nayla Monae Washington
May 5, 2018 at 7:18 PM ·
I lick 👅 the salt ,swallow the tequila ,& suck the lime 😝 #happycincodemayo #naylafineAss😍😘😝
(The saying is also shown on a shirt.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Mia Nicole
May 21, 2018 at 3:17 PM ·
1. Lick the salt
2. Swallow the shot
3. Suck the lemon
& that’s how you do a Tequila shot! 😁
(“Lick Swallow Suck” is shown on a cap.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
TshirtOnline79
@TshirtOnlineSt1
I Lick The Salt Swallow The Tequila The Lime Funny Tshirt https://shirt-shopping.net/product/i-lick-the-salt-swallow-the-tequila-the-lime-funny-tshirt/
10:07 AM · Apr 3, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Carleen Ceraldi
@ceraldi_carleen
I LICK
SWALLOW
AND SUCK
the salt
the tequila
the lime
4:25 PM · Jul 13, 2019
     
Facebook 
Wine For Life
July 23, 2019 at 5:09 AM ·
I Lick The Salt Swallow The Tequila Shirt
Shop here => https://tinyurl.com/yxr8hdk4
(The following text is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
I LICK
the salt
SWALLOW
the tequila
AND SUCK
the lime
 
Facebook
Apryl Nikolee
July 31, 2019 at 3:32 PM ·
I LICK (the salt 🧂)
SWALLOW (the tequila 🍹)
AND SUCK (the lime 🍋)
🚨 Shop Luxury Press ☺️♥️
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
Vik
@_CrownVictoria_
i LICK the salt. SWALLOW the tequila. & SUCK the lime.
🥃
(“I lick, swallow and suck” is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
1:04 PM · Feb 14, 2020
       
X/Twitter 
hanueli
@hanueliroeschti
https://boldomatic.com/p/JXfAfg/i-lick-the-salt-i-swallow-the-tequila-and-suck-the-lime I LICK
  the salt

    I SWALLOW
        the tequila

            AND SUCK
                  the lime
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
9:06 PM · Sep 18, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Gigi_Smilez
@mauder_melissa
WHOOHOO love tequila!! LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT! (the salt, the tequila, then the lemon….all in that order! lololol)
5:03 PM · Jan 8, 2022 from Dayton, OH
       
X/Twitter
Vonmarie👁❤️🇺🇸
@vonmarieKM
Saw this on a T-Shirt. Thought it was cute.

        I LiCk
        the salt

      I SWALLOW
        the tequila

        & SUCK
          the lime
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:58 AM · Jan 14, 2022
 
X/Twitter
3D T-shirt Store
@newtshirtstore
I lick the salt swallow the tequila and suck the lemon shirt
https://trendteeshirts.com/product/i-lick-the-salt-swallow-the-tequila-and-suck-the-lemon-shirt/
1:43 AM · Apr 25, 2022
     
X/Twitter
parmesean
@ThatoneSean
My bartender has a shirt that says “I lick the salt Swallow the tequila and Suck the lime”
It’s already going great
8:46 PM · May 5, 2022
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/VulgarSlinky April 29, 2023
Lick, suck, and swallow are directions that can be applied to taking a shot of tequila AND giving head.
 
X/Twitter 
BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤
@Sabrina420
I LICK
I SWALLOW
I SUCK
*the salt
* the tequila
* the lime
6:43 PM · Oct 5, 2023
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Facebook
Tamara Allen
January 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM ·
I LICK, SWALLOW AND SUCK…
The salt, the tequila, the lime! 😝
 
X/Twitter
Ranchod Das Chanchad
@rdchanchad
I lick, swallow and suck.
The salt, the tequila and the lime.
Khair tumhara kya, jo soch rahe wo hi theek hai.
7:02 AM · Jan 18, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Yum Yum
@fineasstae10
I lick, swallow and suck…
The salt, the tequila, the lime!😏🍸💃🏾
8:25 PM · Jan 18, 2024
   
X/Twitter
ZuesOnyx
@BlackX4444
I Lick, Swallow and suck..
the salt, the tequila and the lime ❤️
10:56 PM · Jan 18, 2024 from Batangas City, Calabarzon
 
iFunny
BadDaddyMac
17 mar 2024
I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!
 
Facebook
Sweet Motivation
March 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I lick, swallow and suck…
The salt, the tequila, the lime!