“I’ll change my Facebook username to NOBODY…” (joke)

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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.

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Entry from November 29, 2017

“I’ll change my Facebook username to NOBODY…” (joke)

“I am going 2 change my Facebook username to NOBODY so when i see a boring status..i will like it..then it read:NOBODY LIKE THIS” was posted on Twitter on September 4, 2012. “Very soon i will change my facebook username to `NOBODY’,so that when ever i like a post facebook will show `NOBODY HAS LIKE THIS’” was posted on Twitter on November 22, 2012.

The saying has been printed on several images.

Wikipedia: Facebook
Facebook is an American for-profit corporation and an online social media and social networking service based in Menlo Park, California. The Facebook website was launched on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerberg, along with fellow Harvard College students and roommates, Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes.

Twitter
Lucas Hlongwane‏
@Lucas_hlongwane
~>I am going 2 change my Facebook username to NOBODY so when i see a boring status..i will like it..then it read:NOBODY LIKE THIS..#fb
10:36 PM - 4 Sep 2012

Twitter
D’Youngest comedyan‏
@DComedyan
Very soon i will change my facebook username to `NOBODY’,so that when ever i like a post facebook will show `NOBODY HAS LIKE THIS’
12:26 PM - 22 Nov 2012

Twitter
Ryan Richards ‏
@RyanRichardsBBK
One day, I decided to - by the way, this is made up - change my facebook username to ‘Nobody’ and did it. I liked a post - nobody likes this
12:43 PM - 7 Dec 2012

Twitter
Bonkerz Comedy Club‏
@BonkerzComedy
Changed my Facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and I press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
4:30 PM - 29 Jun 2014

Twitter
9GAG‏
@9GAG
I’ll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, I press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
1:30 PM - 16 Sep 2014

Reddit—Jokes
I’m going to change my Facebook username to NOBODY.
submitted October 5, 2014 by [deleted]
So when people make crappy posts and I like them, it will say “NOBODY likes this.”

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@Dadsaysjokes
I’ll change my Facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this.
3:03 PM - 29 Nov 2017

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