“I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict. I prefer the term ‘exceptionally caffeine absorbent’” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image by SweatpantsAndCoffee.com) was posted on Facebook by Tiller on October 13, 2014.
     
“‘Addict’ makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate” (credited to Nanea Hoffman of SweatpantsAndCoffee.com) was posted on X/Twitter by Michelle Ponce Mazuros 😷 on June 4, 2015.
       
   
Facebook 
Tiller
October 13, 2014 at 9:14 AM ·
Good morning!
(The following text is shown on an image by SweatpantsAndCoffee.com.—ed.)
I wouldn’t say
I’m a coffee addict.
I prefer the term
“exceptionally caffeine
absorbent.”
 
X/Twitter
RainbowBird
@RainbowBird1986
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict, I prefer the term :
” Exceptionally Caffeine Absorbent “
#CoffeeAddict #ExceptionallyCaffeineAbsorbent
8:06 AM · Nov 15, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Rae Shella Tivani M
@RaeSheilaTM
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict. I prefer the term ” exceptionally caffeine absorbent” 😊😝… https://instagram.com/p/0GAGR_GA87/
12:15 PM · Mar 11, 2015 from Klojen, Indonesia
 
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@ccannonauthor
I wouldn’t say I’m a #coffeeaddict. I prefer exceptionally #caffeine absorbent.  #LOL #coffee #ilovecoffee
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I wouldn’t say
I’m a coffee addict.
I prefer the term
“exceptionally caffeine
absorbent.”
9:28 AM · Apr 19, 2015
     
X/Twitter   
Twin Beans Coffee Company
June 2, 2015 at 10:06 AM ·
“Addict” makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say that I have a high coffee absorbency rate…
 
X/Twitter
Michelle Ponce Mazuros 😷🇺🇲
@MichelleMazuros
“‘Addict’ makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate.”  ~Nanea… https://instagram.com/p/3gIWbZHX_s/
5:22 AM · Jun 4, 2015
 
X/Twitter
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@ccannonauthor
Addict makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say I have a high caffeine absorbency rate #coffee #coffeeaddict
(The following text is shown on an image from SweatpantsAndCoffee.com .—ed.)
“Addict”
makes it
sound so
negative.
Let’s just
say I have a
high coffee
absorbency
rate.
Nanea Hoffman
9:50 AM · Apr 12, 2016
     
X/Twitter
The Ice Cabin
@ice_cabin
“Addict” makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate.
8:54 PM · Jan 24, 2016
 
Facebook
Sweatpants & Coffee
July 28, 2016 at 8:30 AM ·
Don’t be negative.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
“Addict”
makes it
sound so
negative.
Let’s just
say I have a
high coffee
absorbency
rate.
Nanea Hoffman
 
X/Twitter
SimpletoBrew
@SimpleToBrew
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict. I prefer the term “exceptionally caffeine absorbent”. #coffee #coffeetime #musthave
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:01 PM · Apr 17, 2017
 
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Marshall R Teague
@MarshallRTeague
Oh YES #Coffee IS a brewtiful cup of liquid sanity☕️
#BrewOn my exceptionally #caffeine absorbent #Teaguetastic #TwitterFamily
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I wouldn’t say
I’m a coffee addict.
I prefer the term
“exceptionally caffeine
absorbent.”
2:15 PM · Sep 11, 2018
     
Facebook
Sweatpants & Coffee
December 26, 2018 at 8:30 AM ·
Please use the correct terminology.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee ADDICT.
I prefer the term “exceptionally
caffeine absorbent.”
   
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
“Addict” makes it sound so negative, Let’s just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate.
9:22 AM · Jul 22, 2022
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict. I prefer the term “exceptionally caffeine absorbent”.
7:04 AM · Nov 1, 2023
     
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
I wouldn’t say I’m a coffee addict. I prefer the term ‘exceptionally caffeine absorbent.’
7:26 AM · Jan 23, 2024