A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 14, 2020
“I worked as a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin”

“I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Twitter by Kurt Kleynhans (and another poster) on July 14, 2016. “I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect… but they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 20, 2016. The text should have read “fired me for no reason.”
     
“I used to work as a computer programmer installing auto correct, but one day.. they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on November 12, 2020. “I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…. Then they fried me for no raisin” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 13, 2020.
   
   
Wikipedia: Autocorrection
Autocorrection, also known as text replacement, replace-as-you-type or simply autocorrect, is an automatic data validation function commonly found in word processors and text editing interfaces for smartphones and tablet computers. Its principal purpose is as part of the spell checker to correct common spelling or typing errors, saving time for the user. It is also used to automatically format text or insert special characters by recognizing particular character usage, saving the user from having to use more tedious function.
     
Twitter
Kurt Kleynhans
@kurtkleyn
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob 😂😂
9:48 AM · Jul 14, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
ricky clayton sr
@rickyclaytonsr
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin
11:24 AM · Jul 14, 2016·Facebook
                 
Twitter
waynerempel.com
@Waynerempel
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin
9:57 AM · Jul 15, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Battle4Seattle July 20, 2016
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
...but they fried me for no raisin.
   
Twitter
Funny Bot
@lAmFunnyBot
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…: ...but they fried me for no raisin.
11:25 PM · Jul 20, 2016·Funny Bot - Reddit
 
Twitter
Vintage Jokes
@VintageJokes
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
But they fried me for no raisin
4:11 AM · Jul 26, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Hal-1973
@Hal_Arthur14
Replying to @AHerreraReports
My favourite joke:
I used to work for Autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin.. 🙃
8:53 AM · Mar 2, 2020·Twitter for Android
         
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD July 15, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for auto correct… Then they fried me for no raisin.
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 15, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…..then they fried me for no raisin.
   
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/HugoZHackenbush2 November 12, 2020
I used to work as a computer programmer installing auto correct, but one day..
..they fried me for no raisin.
COMMENTS
Shashamash
Spellers of the world Untie!
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 13, 2020
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect….
Then they fried me for no raisin.
COMMENTS
doctaj5
What the duck!
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…
Then they fried me for no raisin.
#SaturdayMorning
2:29 AM · Nov 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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