“I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money”

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Entry from September 12, 2017

“I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money”

Some people marry for money, but there’s a jocular twist to this. “I wanted to remarry my Ex-wife but she refused and she said I was only after my money” was posted on Twitter on January 20, 2012. “I started seeing my ex-wife again, but she called it off because she thinks I’m only after my money” was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2012.

“I proposed to my ex-wife the other day. She said no though. Said I was only after my money” was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia on July 9, 2012.

Twitter
Jad Bou Karam‏
@OHMYJAD
I wanted to remarry my Ex-wife but she refused and she said I was only after my money
1:08 AM - 20 Jan 2012

Twitter
Bronko Stone‏
@BronkoStone
I started seeing my ex-wife again, but she called it off because she thinks I’m only after my money.
4:30 AM - 26 Jan 2012

Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed‏
@Sickipedia_Feed
I proposed to my ex-wife the other day. She said no though. Said I was only after my money. http://bit.ly/PIofjL
6:55 PM - 9 Jul 2012

Twitter
Dave from Pembs!‏
@pembdave
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out that I’m just after my money
4:28 PM - 8 Dec 2015

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
I’m thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife.
But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 28 Apr 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…
submitted May 16, 2017 by madazzahatter
But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

Reddit—Jokes
I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
submitted September 11, 2017 by EuroStep0
But she figured out I was only after my money.

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