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“I think I aced my drug test at work yesterday. Nobody got higher than me” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on January 17, 2021. “I think I aced the drug test at work today. Nobody got higher than me” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 20, 2021.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto January 17, 2021
I think I aced my drug test at work yesterday.
Nobody got higher than me.
Twitter
Turgut ➐
@ItsSlyGuy
I think I aced my drug test at work yesterday, nobody got higher than me
7:29 AM · Jan 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD January 20, 2021
I think I aced the drug test at work today.
Nobody got higher than me.
Twitter
Dad
@ImYourDad___
I think I aced the drug test at work today.
Nobody got higher than me.
9:22 PM · Jan 20, 2021·IFTTT
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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