“I run like the winded” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker get “winded” and gasps for air. “Run like the wind” means to run swiftly and smoothly.
     
“i run like the winded” was posted on Twitter by trace jackson on April 12, 2012. “I run like the winded” was posted on Twitter by melissa on November 5, 2013. “I run like the winded” was posted on Twitter by emily on January 25, 2014. “I run like the winded” (shown on an image by Boldomatic) was posted on Facebook by “Will Run For Bling and Charity” on January 23, 2015.
   
   
The Free Dictionary
run like the wind
To run very fast.
 
Wiktionary: like the wind
Prepositional phrase
like the wind
1. (simile) quickly, at a high speed.
2. (simile) changeably, freely and at liberty.
3. (simile) invisibly, mysteriously, unpredictably.
         
Twitter   
Random✨HighDrama
@RandomMedley
@peggycovey @RedRoseQueen1 WTF U benches yapping about? I’m to old to run like the wind. Now I run like the winded.
3:39 PM · Feb 6, 2011
   
Twitter
trace jackson
@orangesque
i run like the winded.
12:43 PM · Apr 12, 2012
   
Twitter
melissa
@melibuff
I run like the winded.
7:23 AM · Nov 5, 2013
   
Twitter
Josh Blankenship
@jdb_creative
I run like the winded. #runningisstupid
2:06 PM · Dec 13, 2013
   
Twitter
emily
@watkinsemily
I run like the winded.
2:08 AM · Jan 25, 2014 from Arab, AL
   
Twitter
Scott
@ScottSessex
Started my exercise regime.
I run like the winded.
10:08 AM · Feb 25, 2014
   
Facebook
Will Run For Bling and Charity
January 23, 2015 at 7:29 AM ·
I run like the winded. 🙂 #irun
— with Ken Locke.
(The following text is shown on an image by Boldomatic.—ed.)
I run
like the
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Twitter
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@ccannonauthor
I run like the winded. True statement. #LOL #truth
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:45 AM · Feb 11, 2016
 
Twitter
hungfunny
@funnyteesshirt
I RUN LIKE THE WINDED T SHIRT - http://funnyteesshirts.com/shop/i-run-like-the-winded-t-shirt/ - Run, runner, WINDED
(The saying is also shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
4:53 AM · Jul 28, 2016
   
Twitter
Shannon T. 👜⚖️🐢
@SomeonesStepmom
I run like the winded.  😂😂😂😂
(The saying is also shown on a SnarkEcards ecard.—ed.)
12:08 AM · Mar 18, 2017
 
Google Books
I Run Like the Winded - 2020 Planner
2020 Dated Daily Planner for Women Who Run - Includes 52 Week Daily Running Log - 8. 5 X 11 161 Pages
By Tick Tock Creations · 2019
     
Twitter
Ann Tollette
@annimae9
I Run Like the Winded tee, Choice of Colors and Sizes, Unisex T Shirt #YouLaughed #irunlikethewindedtee #funnysayingtshirt #unisexteeshirt #giftforhim #giftforher #shopetsy #shopsmallbusiness https://etsy.me/2PraoV3
(The saying is also shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
5:59 PM · Mar 24, 2021
   
Twitter
Caty Catherine
@CatySVGCutFiles
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(The saying is also shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
9:30 AM · Jul 21, 2021
 
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I run like the winded.
8:11 AM · May 2, 2023
 
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
June 12, 2023 at 9: 14 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I run
like the
winded.