“I ran into a lamppost. But I only have light injuries” is a pun that was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 18, 2020. “I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 8, 2023.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Lenzar86 July 18, 2020
I ran into a lamppost
But I only have light injuries.
Twitter
Ben Theophilus
@Spec_Spider_fan
I ran into a lamppost - mydadjokes: But I only have light injuries. via reddit https://tmblr.co/ZzCfskYesPj6Ca00
10:05 AM · Jul 18, 2020
Twitter
Ryan J.
@yvr_ryan
I ran into a lamp post yesterday.
Luckily I only sustained light injuries.
10:08 PM · Jul 19, 2020
Twitter
Tony Higginson
@AJHigginson
I ran into a lamppost yesterday
luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
8:15 AM · Sep 4, 2021
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/EndersGame_Reviewer May 8, 2023
I ran into a lamppost yesterday.
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
Twitter
Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️🌈🇺🇦
@Chumantastic
I ran into a lamppost yesterday..
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
#MondayMirth
4:08 AM · May 15, 2023
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