“I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them” is a one-line saying about broken cookies that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011.
“Broken cookies don’t have calories” is another saying about broken cookies.
Twitter
Tom Miles
@TwistedWits
RT @blunderbusser: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
7:22 PM - 19 May 2011
Twitter
Lien
@CoutureGetaway
Confession: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
5:33 AM - 21 May 2011
Twitter
iJokes
@iJokes_
I eat the broken cookies first,, because I feel bad for them.
8:33 AM - 17 Mar 2012 from Manhattan, NY
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
@itsWillyFerrell
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
4:30 PM - 18 Apr 2013
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
1:37 PM - 20 Jun 2013
Facebook
Be Original
July 28, 2013 ·
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them
3:31 PM - 24 Aug 2013
Facebook
Mr. Popular
May 27, 2014 ·
I eat the broken cookies first, because I feel bad
for them…. 😉
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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